Can I see some ID?" "WE DON'T HAVE ID, " said Jay, loudly. "'CAUSE WE'RE CANADIAN. WE DON'T USE ID...THERE. AND THAT'S WHY WE LOOK SO YOUNG. 'CAUSE WE'RE CANADIAN." Doug stiffened. Jay sounded crazy. Doug tried looking extra sane to even things out.

Adam Rex
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Jay was not only crazy but he sounded crazy. Doug was not sure what to do next. Jay was right. There is no need for I.D.

cards in Canada so they didn't have them. "We don't even need Documentation."

Source: Fat Vampire: A Never Coming Of Age Story

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