Karl PilkingtonI know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for.
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A common and somewhat offensive phrase used on bills and receipts. It is a reference to the character Karl Pilkington on the Channel 4 television series The Ricky Gervais Show who often uttered, “I know who I am. Bloody hell, I’m getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, ‘cos if I’m not, I have no idea who I’m paying for.”
Source: An Idiot Abroad: The Travel Diaries Of Karl Pilkington
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