Rodney DangerfieldI came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it.
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When you're in a tough neighborhood, you've got to be ready for anything, including butter. If you're expecting some crazy guy with a butter knife to come at you, it's almost like he's playing with you.
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