So, Shannon, ” she said as she put on her seat belt. “Tell me all about yourself.” I hated to hear that question. Just once, I wished I had the girlballs to say, I work for the federal government in a department that I cannot disclose, but I can tell you that I’m trained to kill using nothing more than a toothpick. So when you say you’ll call, you damn well better do it...Robin Alexander
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You never want to hear that question, but when you do, just tell her about yourself. If your best friend was in the same situation and had a girlfriend, they would ask her all about herself and they would most likely share just about everything they know about their lives. So, if you have a girlfriend, you should be able to tell her all about yourself.
Source: Pitifully Ugly
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