Spike Milligan(On his gravestone): "I told you I was ill".
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(On his gravestone): "I told you I was ill". It is quite common for people to lie about their ailments. If you are not sure if someone is faking sickness, just ask them. If they say yes, then they are probably just avoiding work, but if they say no, then they really do have a problem. It is quite common for people to ask others to cover for them while they are sick because of the work that they will be missed from.
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