There are all sorts of books offering advice on how to deal with life-threatening situations, but where's the advice on dealing with embarrassing ones?

Ellen DeGeneres
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  1. I’ve been fighting to be who I am all my life. What’s the point of being who I am, if I can’t have the person who was worth all the fighting for? - Stephanie Lennox

  2. Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long. Good things come to those who wait. - Jess C. Scott

  3. A fit, healthy body–that is the best fashion statement - Jess C. Scott

  4. I felt like an animal, and animals don’t know sin, do they? - Jess C. Scott

  5. V-Day…if you need this one day in a year to show everyone else you truly care for “your loved one” I think it’s quite stupid. I hate this commercialism. It’s all artificial, and has nothing to do with real love. - Jess C. Scott

More Quotes By Ellen DeGeneres
  1. My point is, life is about balance. The good and the bad. The highs and the lows. The pina and the colada.

  2. Things will get easier, people's minds will change, and you should be alive to see it.

  3. Beauty is about being comfortable in your own skin. It's about knowing and accepting who you are.

  4. When you take risks you learn that there will be times when you succeed and there will be times when you fail, and both are equally important.

  5. You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me because that's how it's spelled.

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