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Life is short. If you doubt me, ask a butterfly. Their average life span is a mere five to fourteen days.Ellen DeGeneres
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You know, it's hard work to write a book. I can't tell you how many times I really get going on an idea, then my quill breaks. Or I spill ink all over my writing tunic.Ellen DeGeneres
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I guess what I'm trying to say is, there are a lot of self righteous people out there. And if you try to adjust your life to please them - by the way you dress, your sexuality, or the ass faces you like to make - you are just going to go crazy and risk being as unhappy as these self righteous kooks are. So enjoy your life. God gave us our bodies as a gift.( Granted, to some of us it's kind of a gag gift, but that's okay too.) Wear what you want, love who you want, and have fun. .Ellen DeGeneres
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Start thinking positively. You will notice a difference. Instead of "I think I'm a loser, " try "I definitely am a loser." Stop being wishy-washy about things! How much more of a loser can you be if you don't even know you are one? Either you are a loser or you are not. Which is it, stupid?Ellen DeGeneres
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When I look back on the stuff I used to wear, I wonder why somebody didn't try to stop me. Just a friendly warning, "You may regret this, " would have been fine.Ellen DeGeneres
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There are all sorts of books offering advice on how to deal with life-threatening situations, but where's the advice on dealing with embarrassing ones?Ellen DeGeneres