The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that it's coming quickly.

Mel Brooks
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The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that it's coming quickly. Premature ejaculation is a male sexual disorder where a person can't control when they ejaculate. The word comes from Latin words meaning "before time" and the full term is Premature Ejaculation Syndrome.

The syndrome was first coined in 1967 by David M. Fergusson and Joseph M. Boden, who described it as a lack of control over ejaculation.

Being able to delay or control an orgasm is a very important skill for a man to have, as it allows him to be in the moment and fully enjoy sex with his partner. A man can either be “too quick” or “not quick enough” in the bedroom, but having premature ejaculation means that you’re too quick.

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