He slid his saxophone under the bed before we got naked on it, and I think it made the whole thing better. I really do.

Charlie Close
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I think the saxophone is a great instrument, but I don’t think it’s a great idea to have one under your bed. If you have a saxophone under your bed, the only way to get it out is by making a noise that might wake your parents. But, if you have sex on the saxophone, there is no way they will ever know it ever happened. Even if they do find out that you had sex on their saxophone, they likely won’t be that upset because it was probably good.

Source: Before The Ripcord Broke: Stories

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