Jerry SeinfeldWhere lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end.
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The important thing with lipstick is not to pick the best color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end. In other words, as much as we might feel good about a certain shade of lipstick, it doesn't matter what color it is as long as we accept that God has given us a specific size and shape for our lips.
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