I've won Satan's lottery.

Christopher Moore
About This Quote

The statement that you have won Satan's lottery means that you have been given an awesome gift. A gift that most people don’t get to enjoy in their lifetimes. The person who said this was talking about how lucky they are to have the ability to do anything they want. They are usually expressing that they are very happy with their life and don’t want anything to change.

Source: Bloodsucking Fiends

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