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A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.E.W. Howe
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When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it.E.W. Howe
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One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.E.W. Howe