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How initially 'to get her in the sack' and subsequently to avoid 'her giving you the sack' are not identical dilemmas faced by the male species, but they sure have a bizarre habit of being bedfellowsAlex Morritt
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I'm joking when I say I'm the grand-pop of those claiming to be an avatar-messiah or god. But if they're serious, then, I am who I am.Fakeer Ishavardas
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Just like you silly bums, I have a personal sky god. I bow to him, as you do to your airy-fairy sod. He prefers I call him Mr. NOT.Fakeer Ishavardas
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All humans are rogues. Cured only by death.Fakeer Ishavardas
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Don't worry. Life goes on. With or without you. So, live it, while it's given you.Fakeer Ishavardas
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Do not believe in a god who is as silly, and meaner than you. For, that would surely be your higher-self, and your stupid alter-ego.Fakeer Ishavardas
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Don't, but if at all, then, lie to the whole damn world - never to your own damn, silly stupid self.Fakeer Ishavardas
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My imaginary pal up there, Mr. NOT, tells me it's my dog-damn ism to kick your illusory he-man's ass. Now, what do you say to that?Fakeer Ishavardas
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Dead people are just great. Meet me when you are.Fakeer Ishavardas
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I wish you all the best in life. Hell, I will even write your obituary for free.Fakeer Ishavardas
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I love religious nuts. They make me remember I have them too. So, being a health nut, I scratch them religiously. Just as I do my butt.Fakeer Ishavardas
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On a supra human level, yeah, I got That Which Is. Yet on a simple human level, rare are times when either my left or my right foot is not in some kind of shit.Fakeer Ishavardas
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Humans, left to own misguided devices, scratches the Divine in the self as one would the lice, but remember to lick well all the vices.Fakeer Ishavardas
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So, am I too, like all other humans, just a rogue? Sure! Just a notch less than those rascals wearing godly robes.Fakeer Ishavardas
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There is no human-like god. If there were, he'd be as silly as you.Fakeer Ishavardas
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If a religious book makes you harbor ill thoughts about those with differing faith, then, you're reading the wrong crap of late.Fakeer Ishavardas
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What a glorious day!Lailah Gifty Akita
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Frankly, the only good people who I know are dogs.Fakeer Ishavardas
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An atheist is a person who has nobody to blame when he screws up.Fakeer Ishavardas
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Oh sod me, Sir, not another bloody Paddy. Even a Brummie is better than another Paddy.Jim McGrath
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After your daily bread, if you ask God for anything, ask 'him' to make you right in the head.Fakeer Ishavardas
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I swear I've good morals. It's just that bad ones befriend me. I'm a friendly person, you know. But I will talk to them. Believe you me.Fakeer Ishavardas
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I nurture very good intentions about you. May you die in peace.Fakeer Ishavardas
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I shall tell you about God once you've reached your imaginary heaven. Then, give me a call.Fakeer Ishavardas
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You still are? There go my plans! And the suit I had bought to attend your funeral. Well, well. Anyway, do call me up when you an't.Fakeer Ishavardas
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People will laugh at anything, except their own moronic self.Fakeer Ishavardas
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I love you all - if you are not people!Fakeer Ishavardas
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So, your god is the only god? Okay, but then, so is my dog.Fakeer Ishavardas
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Please believe me. I've nothing against you personally. It's just that I laugh at all jokes.Fakeer Ishavardas
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Most people are scumbags. Accept it. Let go. Chill out, douchebags.Fakeer Ishavardas
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Whenever I wish to pay my respect to you, my middle finger says, it must first.Fakeer Ishavardas
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I wish you well - if you will die. May you rest in peace.Fakeer Ishavardas
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If I were married, I would be unmarried.Fakeer Ishavardas