100 Quotes About Zombie

Zombies are fictional characters who are undead. They are driven by a hunger for living flesh. These are the most hilarious zombie quotes to make you laugh, even if you are not a fan of the horror genre.

I'd rather die while I'm living than live while I'm...
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I'd rather die while I'm living than live while I'm dead. Jimmy Buffett
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I like living in my head because in there, everyone is kind and innocent. Once you start integrating yourself into the world, you realize that people are nasty, mean creatures. They're worse than zombies. People try to crush your soul and destroy your happiness, but zombies just want to have a little nibble of your brain. J. Cornell Michel
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The pretty ones are usually unhappy. They expect everyone to be enamored of their beauty. How can a person be content when their happiness lies in someone else's hands, ready to be crushed at any moment? Ordinary-looking people are far superior, because they are forced to actually work hard to achieve their goals, instead of expecting people to fall all over themselves to help them. J. Cornell Michel
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No, not really. But …” Okay, I couldn’t help but gloat a little. “She likes me.” Samedi didn’t even look at me. “Well of course, you’ve had that bloody uniform on all day. I was half ready to tell you how much I liked you. Lia Habel
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Returning my voice to a conversational level, I called back, “Nora, I’m notattempting to embarrass you or single you out. I know you’re capable. But stay behind Chas, okay? You die, you d i e permanently, and for various reasons that we’ve already gotten angsty about together, I don’t want that to happen.”“ Okay, okay, ” she sighed.“ Angsty?” Chas asked. “Ooh! Later, details! ”“ Yes, later.” With that, I waved the team forward. . Lia Habel
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And, for one— ten thousandth of a second, all of it fell away, the despair and grief and anger and pain and hunger, and the old Ben Parish rose from the dead. The eyes that impaled. The smile that slayed. In another moment, he would fade, slide back into the new Ben, the one called Zombie, and I understood something I hadn’t before: He was dead, the object of my schoolgirl desires, just as the schoolgirl who desired him was dead. . Rick Yancey
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Then there’s the kind of zombie I’ve become now: the one who has lost everything–his brain, his heart, his light, his direction. He wanders the world, bumping into this, tripping over that, but keeps going and going. That is life after death. Adam Silvera
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You can’t get the blood out. Steven Ramirez
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I need not adapt in certain ways. I am in fact but a visitor to this world, an ephemeral gasp within its long, tired history, and, before anything else, a follower of Christ. By this alone I have the power not to shuffle away from the Faith, the power to break loose from these marching-shackles of ongoing cultural and political pretense. Criss Jami
But honestly... I just don't know what anyone's thinking. To...
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But honestly... I just don't know what anyone's thinking. To me, that's scarier than any half-rotten ghoul trying to eat my flesh. Robert Kirkman
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Are you suggesting I’m working with thezombies? That I paid them to pretend toattack me so that I’d trick you into letting me join you?”“ Did you?” Mr. Holland demanded.“ Yeah, okay, ” I said in a sugar-sweet tone. “You’re right. I was having dinner with Zombie Carl the other night. You know, steaks, rare, and a bottle of vintage type A. He told me all his secrets, but too bad for you I promised him I wouldn’t tell. In exchange I asked him to gather hisbest undead buddies and stalk me throughmy friend’s yard. And oh, yeah, it wastotally fine if they wanted to use me as an all-night dinner buffet, because having organs is so last season. Gena Showalter
Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or...
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Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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... she wore a masterpiece smile with smudges of paint and graphite across her cheek, and her eyes were a Jackson Pollock painting. Ellie Lieberman
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She's hurt and still imagines I'd worry about him for even a second ? I touch her shoulder. Her touch her shoulder. Her dark hair brushes the back of my hand. Her dark eyes shine. Their brightness goes all the way down." You found me, " she says. I kneel beside her. I take her hand. "I found you"." My back is broken, "she says. "I can't walk." I slide my arms beneath her. "I'll carry you". Rick Yancey
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If I were a zombie I'd never eat your brain I'd just want your heart Stephanie Mabey
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Fear is the short road to death and this world, Changed by the flux of decay: Survival is the exception for weary men. From the new book The Waning Ellen Mae Franklin
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A crush of bodies surrounded the featureless monument. The enraged dead clambered atop their ghastly kin. Caiaphas tucked his knees to his chest and hugged his legs tightly, staring at the scores of ragged, flailing hands as they scratched for purchase over the edge of the cylinder. Metal thrummed and thunder roared, filling his head. Now there were words within the deafening roar. “Straaaange, ” they seemed to say. “Daaaace…” “Straaaangerrrr…” Then a quick, awful chant: “CAIAPHAS! FOREVER! CAI–” And with a piercing whistle it ended as his eardrums burst. Scott Kaelen
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The USA radio frequency (RF) radiation industry has turned zombie movies into reality. Steven Magee
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But the future is uncertain, and he can't get up enough enthusiasm even to masurbate. M.R. Carey
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No amount of wavy blond hair nor evenings spent with her plump lips applying just the right amount of pressure to his various pleasure points could make up for the rotting carcass of a soul that resided beneath all that beauty. Nicki Elson
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Jane woke, stretched, and decided to kill herself. If she hadn’t found a reason to live by the end of the day she would jump from the rig. It felt good to have a plan. Adam Baker
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To me, the best zombie movies aren’t the splatter fests of gore and violence with goofy characters and tongue in cheek antics. Good zombie movies show us how messed up we are, they make us question our station in society… and our society’s station in the world. They show us gore and violence and all that cool stuff too… but there’s always an undercurrent of social commentary and thoughtfulness. Robert Kirkman
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We live, if we still do live, in a Sea of Chaos, out of which any fucking monster can evolve. Stephen Jones
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When the black thing was at its worst, when the illicit cocktails and the ten-mile runs stopped working, I would feel numb as if dead to the world. I moved unconsciously, with heavy limbs, like a zombie from a horror film. I felt a pain so fierce and persistent deep inside me, I was tempted to take the chopping knife in the kitchen and cut the black thing out I would lie on my bed staring at the ceiling thinking about that knife and using all my limited powers of self-control to stop myself from going downstairs to get it. Alice Jamieson
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The night was blustery and raw, with a chill wet wind blowing down the avenues, and when Rose and I met Fran̤oise and her son and a friend at La Lorraine, a glittering brassiere not far from L'̉ۡtoile, rain was descending from the heavens in torrents. Someone in the group, sensing my state of mind, apologized for the evil night, but I recall thinking that even if this were one of those warmly scented and passionate evenings for which Paris is celebrated I would respond like the zombie I had become. The weather of depression is unmodulated, its light a brownout. William Styron
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I've never really had time for romantic relationships. I have much more important things to worry about, like saving the world from zombies. J. Cornell Michel
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This was a normal town once, and we were normal people. Most of us worked at the plastics factory on the outskirts of town. Then one day there was an accident... something escaped from the factory, a yellow gas. It floated over the town so fast that we didn't see it, didn't realize... and then it was too late, and Dark Falls wasn't a normal town anymore. R.L. Stine
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The only thing that will ever be real, is this moment, ' I turned to the statue, 'when you made me feel alive, when you made me feel real, when I felt like you really love me. Now? I'm just your monster, Frankie. I will always be a monster. Rae Hachton
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These days he was like a zombie, all grim business, just another jerk with an erection. Tom Perrotta
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You’re a good man who happens to be a vampire. We aren’t human, but that doesn’t make us monsters. Drew Hayes
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Albert died in an unfortunate accident sometime ago and was raised as a zombie by his amateur necromancer friend, Neil. Bubba was a new friend we had acquired in Vegas when helping him gain back the freedom he had previously gambled away. The fourth member of our group, a government agent and my girlfriend named Krystal, was out of town for work this week, thus I was conducting my first weekly scrabble tournament with just the three of us. Which leaves only me to be accounted for in the explanation. My name. which I hope you know by now. is Frederick Frankford Fletcher and I am a vampire, though still not the type that inspires swooning or terror. . Drew Hayes
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When we neglect our Bible study we often feel guilty. When you skip a meal do you feel guilty? No, you feel hungry. The Bible is food for our soul. When we fail to read it we should not feel guilty, we should feel hungry. Guilt is fueled by obligation hunger is fueled by desire. Tyler Edwards
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They made a major mistake, " he blurted out, "the dumb bastards, when they didn't start by killing you first."" Benjamin Thomas Parish, that was the sweetest and most bizarre compliment anyone's ever given me." I kissed him on the cheek. He kissed me on the mouth." You know, " I whispered, "a year ago, I would have sold my soul for that." He shook his head. "Not worth it." And, for one-ten thousandth of a second, all of it fell away, the despair and grief and anger and pain and hunger, and the old Ben Parish rose from the dead. The eyes that impaled. The smile that slayed. In another moment, he would fade, slide back into the new Ben, the one called Zombie, and I understood something I hadn't before: He was dead, the object of my schoolgirl desires, just as the schoolgirl who desired him was dead. Rick Yancey
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Don't be a zombie for anyone, if your oppressor likes zombies, cinemas are not located in mars. Michael Bassey Johnson
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You ate my dog, you undead freak! ” Hey! Watch the slander. I hear the acceptable term is ‘corporeallychallenged’ now. No need to be rude. Adam P. Knave
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I write about the scariest monsters: The ones inside us all. And the ones that want to eat what is inside us all. Aaron Marcusson
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A grey-suited figure with badly-scuffed shoes was squatted over a woman’s body, obscuring her face and upper torso. A loose, white dress; torn, now mostly red. A pattern of rose petals, drenched in blood. One of her sandals was missing, scarlet streaks and spatters on her jade-green polished toenails and pale, slender ankles. Another step took him around the hunched and twitching figure. It ignored him, intent on its work. Then its victim came fully into view … and he saw her ruined face. Scott Kaelen
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Lionel was filled with awful remorse. He asked where had Thomas been last seen, and the boy told him he was headed for the church. Lionel nodded and went home to fetch his shotgun. Throughout the crisis he had done no violence, preferring to preach the sanity of pacifism to the flock. This was different. This was a requirement of the father to the son. He prayed over the shotgun while Darla wailed with the children in the living room. He got in his truck and drove to the church. -- From "The South Fork Penance . L. Joseph Shosty
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The rumor claims that the shambler virus is now airborne. It can be contracted without getting bitten now.” — character quote Andrew Cormier
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Black vomit came gushing out Samantha’s mouth, adding to the puddle already on the floor. Samantha was covered in a sheen of sweat, crouched on all fours on the wooden hallway floor, like an animal. Her thick yellow fingernails made deep scratches in the wood as her body convulsed with each new expulsion of the black vomit. Her hair was long and thick and full; thicker and fuller than he had ever seen it. It reminded him of a lion’s mane. Her skin was a sickly pale grey with disturbing red boils the size of grapefruit and weeping puss-filled black blotches where others had burst. Spider webs of blue veins were visible under the skin all over her body. . Joseph M. Chiron
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He first noticed it on the plane ride. There was an odor about her and it was becoming more pronounced with each passing hour. It was like the smell of rotting meat. Joseph M. Chiron
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We are born. We die. Somewhere in between we live. And how we live is up to us. That’s it. Steven Ramirez
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What I learned in this tragedy was the eternal lesson of good people going bad. Steven Ramirez
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I thought if I loved you enough I could change you. I was so stupid. Steven Ramirez
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This place is Hell’s waiting room. Steven Ramirez
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There’s no better way for a woman to punish a man than to make him sleep away from her. Steven Ramirez
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People talk about survival. What they mean is killing the other guy. Steven Ramirez
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I like to think she hates my guts a little less every hour. Steven Ramirez
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If you’d saved the girl, you’d be a hero. Next time. Steven Ramirez
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I wanted to see the bullet coming, wanted to know the exact moment of my death. Steven Ramirez
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‘There’s no time for right or wrong, ’ I said. Steven Ramirez
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You shouldn’t have done that, Dave. Steven Ramirez
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She played me with a bad hand, and I fell for it every time. Steven Ramirez
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Remember. Observe, assess and act. No hesitation. No remorse. Steven Ramirez
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I turned to her, my whole body hard with tiredness and regret. Steven Ramirez
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There’s nothing worse than delivering bad news to women. I hoped I wouldn’t get good at it. Steven Ramirez
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She smiled at him like a freshman invited to the senior prom. It made my blood boil. Steven Ramirez
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The people inside the gym didn’t stand a dead drunk’s chance. Steven Ramirez
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The sound of him drinking was indescribable–like dirty runoff down a storm drain. Steven Ramirez
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This guy was a humorless bag of nothing but. Steven Ramirez
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Smiling, he handed Landry the bloody aluminum bat Warnick had used. ‘Time to die, old man, ’ he said. Steven Ramirez
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She gave herself a hard twist and fell into a sitting position, staring at me with those maggot-filled doll’s eyes. Steven Ramirez
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Sal turned, an eye stalk hanging from his teeth. Steven Ramirez
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When I lifted up the skin, a fat kidney worm dripping with gore raised its bald, blind head and glared at me. Steven Ramirez
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It’s not about winning, it’s about doing what’s right. And yes, we will do what’s right. Steven Ramirez
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I’m not a bad person. Steven Ramirez
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I was a spectator who had gotten free admission to a freak show. Steven Ramirez
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I felt a lunatic’s laugh welling up inside me. Steven Ramirez
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Did you ever think it won’t be the undead who kill us, but ordinary people? Steven Ramirez
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Drive. He’s already dead. Steven Ramirez
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But I was still determined to protect her. It might be the one good thing I would ever do in my life. I wondered if God would even notice. Steven Ramirez
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Even now I can’t describe the fear that contaminated my blood like black ink. Steven Ramirez
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‘Can’t you see what they are?’ I said. ‘They’re all dead.’ Steven Ramirez
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I don’t know how these things died without benefit of a bullet to the brain pan. They seemed to exist in an eternal twilight of longing. Steven Ramirez
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I heard them tearing at it. It was the sound of mortality. Steven Ramirez
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For an instant I saw before me the young girl this used to be. Steven Ramirez
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‘Eighth one this week, ’ he said. Steven Ramirez
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I knew then I was going to die in the street without ever seeing Holly again. All because I tried to help an old woman, proving for all eternity that no good deed goes unpunished. Steven Ramirez
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During our time together in this place Holly didn’t outright avoid me or treat me rudely. But she wasn’t–how do women like to put it? She wasn’t emotionally available to me. Steven Ramirez
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Her voice was small and distant, like she’d already left the room. Steven Ramirez
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His eyes were like two wafers of slate, grey and lifeless. Steven Ramirez
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A riverless silence made the air heavy. Steven Ramirez
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The glove comes off, flops loosely over, and there's suddenly horror beating into his brain, smashing, pounding, battering. He reels a little in his chair, has to hold onto the edge of the table with both hands, at the impact of it. A clawlike thing - two of the finger extremities already bare of flesh as far as the second joint; two more with only shriveled, bloodless, rotting remnants of it adhering, only the thumb intact, and that already unhealthy-looking, flabby. A dead hand - the hand of a skeleton - on a still-living body. A body he was dancing with only a few minutes ago. A rank odor, a smell of decay, of the grave and of the tomb, hovers about the two of them now. A woman points from the next table, screams. She's seen it, too. She hides her face, cowers against her companion's shoulder, shudders. Then he sees it too. His collar's suddenly too tight for him. Others see it, one by one. A wave of impalpable horror spreads centrifugally from that thing lying there in the blazing electric light on O'Shaughnessy's table. The skeleton at the feast! ("Jane Brown's Body") . Cornell Woolrich
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Americans worship technology. It's an inherent trait in the national zeitgeist. Max Brooks
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I killed a couple of people, ” Scooter said. “Wanna play cards? Forrest Carr
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Zombies are not just fictional creatures that devour the flesh of the living. They also include those who follow the words of others without thinking for themselves. This world is falling apart. I don’t think anyone can disagree with that. People live in their twenty-mile-radius realities and don’t notice the world happening around them, until it finally breaks down their front door. Joseph McGinnis
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I was terribly, painfully present in the world, and so far removed from it. Lia Habel
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They all call me "Excuse me, " even though my nametag clearly says "Jordan." It's like people don't actually exist while they're working. Workers are just tools who aren't supposed to have feelings or personalities. You don't become human until your shift is over. Until then, we're all just zombies. We're dead to the world: infected people who need to be avoided, unless, of course, someone needs to know where the paintbrushes are located. J. Cornell Michel
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Don't judge me. Ethics and morality no longer exist in our world. It's a luxury of the past, afforded only to those who had a future. T.M. Williams
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Well, " he said, "I think we've found our way in. We just wait until they're duking it out, but trust me, these Humans First types don't have a lot of staying power or they'd have been at the gym with me before. I doubt Grandma Kent there is going to do a lot of damage." He pointed at a gray-haired, hunched lady in a shawl, carrying what looked liked a gardening tool. "It's like Plants Versus Zombies, and I'm not rooting for the zombies, weirdly enough. . Rachel Caine
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Black Friday — (AKA Zombie Apocalypse)Is an event of subset half-dead human like beings confronted with ravenous bloodthirsty monsters preparing to pummel down the doors mid-afternoon on Thanksgiving Day. Sage R Fury
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Feelings of any kind are not known to the walking dead. Every form of psychological warfare, from attempts at enraging the undead to provoking pity have all met with disaster. Joy, sadness, confidence, anxiety, love, hatred, fear–all of these feelings and thousands more that make up the human “heart” are as useless to the living dead as the organ of the same name. Who knows if this is humanity’s greatest weakness or strength? The debate continues, and probably will forever. . Max Brooks
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Most people don't believe something can happen until it already has. That's not stupidity or weakness, that's just human nature. Max Brooks
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There was no heaven here. Eternal life meant waking up as a putrid corpse. Susan Dennard
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It's more useful to have someone fear you than respect you. J. Cornell Michel
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That’s the thing about the collapse of civilization, Blake. It never happens according to plan — there’s no slavering horde of zombies. No actinic flash of thermonuclear war. No Earth-shuddering asteroid. The end comes in unforeseen ways; the stock market collapses, and then the banks, and then there is no food in the supermarkets, or the communications system goes down completely and inevitably, and previously amiable co-workers find themselves wrestling over the last remaining cookie that someone brought in before all the madness began. Mark A. Rayner
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Perhaps that's a smile on Delia's face-but Delia's half skull turns every expression into a leer. She says, "Your uncle had a talent, kid. He made families wherever he went. Daryl Gregory
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It was all about survival. That's all it had ever been about. Molly Looby
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That's old world stuff. It's the ZA now. Molly Looby
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So, been attacked by any vampires yet?"" Not one."" Zombies? Giant spiders? Water monsters?" It's been really quiet on the supernatural front"" Too bad, 'cause I got attacked by a devil dog. It was not awesome. Rachel Caine