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Oh sure, everyone else charges monsters and it's brave, I do it once and I'm a madman.Drew Hayes
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Bandit or demon, human or beast, none of it made any difference. The bandits had made this a situation of predators and prey. Only living mattered. Everything else was nothing more than an afterthought.Drew Hayes
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I'm working on the future, instead of being caught up in where I am today. - Roy DanielsDrew Hayes
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I got into magic because I got into alchemy. Which I got into because I was into chemistry, which I was learning about because I wanted to get better with botany, which I had taken up studying in an effort to grow some killer weedDrew Hayes
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Vampire strength might not let me lift cars, but I will tear up some shrubbery all day long.Drew Hayes
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You’re a good man who happens to be a vampire. We aren’t human, but that doesn’t make us monsters.Drew Hayes
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Albert died in an unfortunate accident sometime ago and was raised as a zombie by his amateur necromancer friend, Neil. Bubba was a new friend we had acquired in Vegas when helping him gain back the freedom he had previously gambled away. The fourth member of our group, a government agent and my girlfriend named Krystal, was out of town for work this week, thus I was conducting my first weekly scrabble tournament with just the three of us. Which leaves only me to be accounted for in the explanation. My name. which I hope you know by now. is Frederick Frankford Fletcher and I am a vampire, though still not the type that inspires swooning or terror. .Drew Hayes
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Ivan, task handled, lowered his hand, pausing only to pop his knuckles. He turned to face his apprentice. He cleared his throat, and took one quick glance over his shoulder where the angry giant robot stormed across the desert, before addressing Tory. “That was satisfactory.Drew Hayes
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Look, I’ll tell you what I do, but you won’t believe me.” … “Given that I just found you bound and gagged, my mind is somewhat more receptive than it might normally be.” “ Well then, here’s the deal, ” Krystal said as she sat down next to me. “Everything you think you know about monsters is a lie. Ghouls, ghosts, werewolves and more are real and hiding out behind the scenes in our world. Officially, they are known as parahumans. .Drew Hayes
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Are you telling me that vampires and werewolves are the reason America won the Revolutionary War?, ” I asked, dumbfounded.Drew Hayes
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Not every situation has a perfect solution; often, you just have to take your pick from the array of poor choices spread out before you.Drew Hayes
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All of us, together, are the unlovable, the unreformable. We, the people, who are deemed incapable of existing alongside society. But, we did just that in the forming of this guild. We have done more than simply build a place to sleep and eat and plan elaborate heists. We have found a place that we, at long last, belong. All of you remember how important that feeling was the first time you truly experienced it here… This guild is more than just an organization and a council and various members. To me, from the beginning, this guild has been a family. It is a place for people like us, the ones who had no place of their own. We made it ourselves, carved out a space in the world that we could call home.Drew Hayes
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Trying to shatter peace, even if it’s not one you agree with, is the work of the mad and the wicked.Drew Hayes
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Remember when being a villain was all about wild nights and brawls in the street?Drew Hayes
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In case it has slipped your notice, the vast majority of your education has emphasized survival and not getting caught.” “ I’d say you talked more about the code than anything else, ” Tory pointed out. “ What did you think I meant by survival, ” Ivan countered.Drew Hayes
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In other circumstances, Ivan might have offered him a job. Sadly, with a few notable meta exceptions, dead men didn’t code very well.Drew Hayes
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To put it as simply as possible, I ate a god.Drew Hayes
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Like watches over like, as the saying goes.Drew Hayes
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Sooner or later, they’ll realize that having one spider in the house kills a lot of the lesser insects.Drew Hayes