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GPS has saved countless relationships because us men do not like to ask for directions. Now if women could only come with relationship GPS we would be one step closer to world peace.Ken Poirot
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Staying in an unhealthy relationship that robs you of peace of mind, is not being loyal. It is choosing to hurt yourself mentally, emotionally and sometimes, physically.Kemi Sogunle
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To a woman sexual intimacy is more a tool to get mentally close to her partner than merely a means to physical pleasure.Abhijit Naskar
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The ocean has limits, but true love does not.Matshona Dhliwayo
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, not the mirror.Matshona Dhliwayo
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Everyone should have a place in your heart, but only a special few should have a place in your life.Matshona Dhliwayo
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Marry your friend, and you will be reasonably happy. Marry your lover, and you will be abundantly happy. Marry your soulmate, and you will be infinitely happy.Matshona Dhliwayo
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The world’s most lethal venom is not found on the tongues of serpents, but on the tongues of a disgruntled wife.Matshona Dhliwayo
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If a woman stands behind you, respect her; if she stands beside you, cherish her; if she stands with you, adore her.Matshona Dhliwayo
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A sword can only pierce the body, but love can pierce the soul.Matshona Dhliwayo
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A smile is worth dozens of words, but a kiss is worth a thousand.Matshona Dhliwayo
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When love intoxicates your heart, it is difficult for your soul to remain sober.Matshona Dhliwayo
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If a woman laughs when you hurt her, you ought to cry, for you have lost her; if she cries, you may laugh, for you have a worthy soulmate.Matshona Dhliwayo
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Lust promises you the world, and disappoints. Love promises you the universe, and delivers.Matshona Dhliwayo
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If you are too busy to love, you are too busy to live; if you are too busy to live, you are too busy to love.Matshona Dhliwayo
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If your heart has been broken nine times, muster the courage to love again for the tenth.Matshona Dhliwayo
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If you kiss her cheeks, she is your friend; if you kiss her lips, she is your lover; if you kiss her heart, she is your soul mate.Matshona Dhliwayo
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The greatest warriors fight not for crowns and splendor, but for love.Matshona Dhliwayo
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Love conquers the body by embracing it, conquers the mind by massaging it, conquers the heart by kissing it, and conquers the soul by marrying it.Matshona Dhliwayo
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Though love may be blind, it sees much;though it may be deaf, it hears much;though it may be mute, it says much;and though it may be lame, it does much.Matshona Dhliwayo
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Falling in love is accidental, staying in love is intentional, and growing in love is delightful.Matshona Dhliwayo
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True love is like diamonds; scarce, and priceless.Matshona Dhliwayo
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When a woman misses you, you have her mind; when she cares for you, you have her heart, when she loves you, you have her soul.Matshona Dhliwayo
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When the storm comes it is your soulmate who pulls out the umbrella and shelters you until the rainbow comes.Matshona Dhliwayo
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When you are madly in love with someone, even when sanity tries to rescue you, you wrestle it.Matshona Dhliwayo
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Falling in love with a woman’s body is lust, with a woman’s mind is sense, with a woman’s heart is virtue, and with a woman’s soul is wisdom.Matshona Dhliwayo
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Love is fierce like a lion; once it has entered the heart, it is in vain to resist.Matshona Dhliwayo
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If you have her mind, you have her for a moment; if you have her heart, you have her for a while; if you have her soul, you have her for a lifetime.Matshona Dhliwayo
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By the time you become an expert at marriage, it is too late to start a new one.Matshona Dhliwayo
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Treat marriage like a diamond necklace; if broken, fix it, but do not throw it away.Matshona Dhliwayo
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Love only knocks on your heart’s door when certain it has the right address.Matshona Dhliwayo
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Passion stimulates you, love intoxicates you, marriage sobers you, and parenthood tries you.Matshona Dhliwayo
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The most expensive jewels are not found around our necks, but in our hearts.Matshona Dhliwayo
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If you sweep a woman off of her feet, make sure your character is strong enough to keep her in the air.Matshona Dhliwayo
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When a woman wants your attention, she uses her smile. When she wants your wallet, she uses her charm. When she wants your heart, she uses her touch. When she wants your soul, she uses her kiss.Matshona Dhliwayo
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Do the dishes, and you have her heart; do the dishes and the laundry, and you have her soul.Matshona Dhliwayo
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If a woman tells you how terrible she looks, sincerely deny it, even if you agree.Matshona Dhliwayo
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A thousand ways to please your wife boil down to two words: “Yes, dear.Matshona Dhliwayo
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Be calm when your wife yells at you, calmer when she chastens you, but be terrified when she ignores you.Matshona Dhliwayo
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Your wife is smarter than you; know this, and you will live happily ever after.Matshona Dhliwayo
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If a man treats you like a princess, he deserves to be your king.Matshona Dhliwayo
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If the final chapter of your life story is written by love, you are guaranteed a happy ending.Matshona Dhliwayo
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Passion gives you what you want, lust gives you what you desire, but only love gives you what you need.Matshona Dhliwayo
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They gave me a thousand reasons to leave you, but I found a thousand and one reasons to be with you.Matshona Dhliwayo
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Love sets you free the moment it arrests you.Matshona Dhliwayo
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The best couples share the load, divide the grief, and add to the peace, thereby multiplying joy.Matshona Dhliwayo
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The only place you will find love before sacrifice is in the dictionary.Matshona Dhliwayo
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Never fight for a girl; while pounding each other, someone is already making plans to whisk her away.Matshona Dhliwayo
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If you choose money over love, you will always be poor.Matshona Dhliwayo
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A kiss is the easiest thing to throw at someone because its weight is love.Matshona Dhliwayo
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If you want the most beautiful fish in the sea, make sure you have the most appealing bait.Matshona Dhliwayo
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Love is a hook; the moment a man swallows it, a woman knows she has him forever.Matshona Dhliwayo
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The path to marital bliss is to begin each day with a kiss.Matshona Dhliwayo
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A kiss is the only thing you can throw at someone without being held criminally responsible.Matshona Dhliwayo
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Time stops when you are in love, even as you age.Matshona Dhliwayo
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Men like to borrow kisses because they know they will have to pay them back.Matshona Dhliwayo
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Diamonds are a girl's best friend until love introduces her to her soulmate.Matshona Dhliwayo
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Never set fire to a bridge while you are still crossing it.Matshona Dhliwayo
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Don't downgrade your dreams to upgrade your relationships.Matshona Dhliwayo
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An angry wife can be more frightening than an army of disgruntled soldiers.Matshona Dhliwayo
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A wife who discomforts you with truth is better than a mistress who massages you with lies.Matshona Dhliwayo
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All women desire one simple quality in their partner, which is understanding.Abhijit Naskar
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There are many fish in the sea, but never let a good one swim away.Matshona Dhliwayo
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The fastest way to end an argument with your wife is to admit she’s right.Matshona Dhliwayo
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If he's not a wreck without you, you married the wrong man.Matshona Dhliwayo
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The distance between you and the door when you have had enough of your spouse is love.Matshona Dhliwayo
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An intelligent man only argues with his wife when she has lost her voice.Matshona Dhliwayo
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To patch up a relationship, understanding is the needle, and love is the thread.Matshona Dhliwayo
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A kiss a day keeps your wife's wrath away.Matshona Dhliwayo
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Looking for a wife is like fishing; before you go, make sure you don't have a hole in your net.Matshona Dhliwayo
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If God had a wife, He would be in trouble too if He dodged His chores.Matshona Dhliwayo
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Ask your wife for forgiveness, even when you’re right.Matshona Dhliwayo
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Don't ask for a girl's hand in marriage and forget to ask for her leg too.Matshona Dhliwayo
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If God had a wife He would be in just as much trouble as any man.Matshona Dhliwayo