8 Quotes About Misattributed Mark Twain

Most people know Mark Twain as the man who said, "I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead." But did you know he's also credited with other notable words and phrases? Find out more about the real author of these quotes in this misattributed-mark-twain quotes collection.

Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again,...
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Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results. Narcotics Anonymous
Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the...
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Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company. Benjamin Franklin Wade
Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll...
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Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint. Markus Herz
There are three types of lies -- lies, damn lies,...
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There are three types of lies -- lies, damn lies, and statistics. Benjamin Disraeli
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Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. Unknown
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Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Unknown
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Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it. Laurence J. Peter