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No matter where life takes me, you'll find me with a smile. Presumed to be happy, always laughing like a child. I never thought life could be this sweet! It's got me cheesing from cheek to cheek!Mac Miller
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God helps those who strut their stuff.Dan Sofer
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Why sadness was created? So we could rest from laughing.Nelson M. Lubao
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Whoever said that money didn't buy happiness was a damn fool. A damn fool who'd never been poor.Tom Cooper
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Just think of what would have happened to poor old Naaman if he had decided to dunk himself only once?Lawana Blackwell
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Emotions are like muscles. Most of them go highly unattended, it's usually the weaker, undefined ones that cause injury to the rest, and there is most certainly memory response in play.Erica Goros
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To ugly ducklings everywhere, Don't worry about those fluffy yellow morons: They'll never get to be swansUnknown
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...it’s just another one of those things I don’t understand: everyone impresses upon you how unique you are, encouraging you to cultivate your individuality while at the same time trying to squish you and everyone else into the same ridiculous mould. It’s an artist’s right to rebel against the world’s stupidity.E.a. Bucchianeri
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... an artist should paint from the heart, and not always what people expect. Predictability often leads to the dullest work, in my opinion, and we have been bored stiff long enough I think.E.a. Bucchianeri
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A kiss is the only thing you can throw at someone without being held criminally responsible.Matshona Dhliwayo
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Change is not a four letter word...but often your reaction to it is!Jeffrey Gitomer
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A lot of men tend to want "models"I tell men, unless they look like a model themselves, they can't expect to land one.Trisha Ventker
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Of all the things in the world, I'm particularly amazed at, is the conviction with which the MIND, endorses an Idea, which is phenomenal, as it differentiates the Genius from Mediocre, or not to forget the human stupidity in particular!Ramana Pemmaraju
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DETOX your mind, body, AND your contact list.SupaNova Slom
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Some people stride toward a better future. Others have chauffeurs.Ljupka Cvetanova
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AWESOME things come to those who focus on the positive, recognize the blessings, find the humor and never give up!Tanya Masse
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Appreciate youthfulness and empathize with elderly people.Lailah Gifty Akita
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You can wipe your feet on me, twist my motives around all you like, you can dump millstones on my head and drown me in the river, but you can’t get me out of the story. I’m the plot, babe, and don’t ever forget it.Margaret Atwood
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Regret is good. It proves you have a conscience.J.R. Young
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Sweetie, you don't need to drive me to the brink of insanity... I'm close enough to walk!Tanya Masse
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The happiest people are the ones who can build a firm foundation of awesomeness out of the stones people have thrown at them.Tanya Masse
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If you believe in the eighteenth century view of the mind, you will look and act wimpy. You will think that all you need to do is give people the facts and the figures and they will reach the right conclusion. You will think that all you need to do is point out where their interests lie, and they will act politically to maximize them. You will believe in polling and focus groups: you will believe that if you ask people what their interests are, they will be aware of them and will tell you, and will vote on it. You will not have any need to appeal to emotion---indeed, to do so would be wrong! You will not have to speak of values; facts and figures will suffice. You will not have to change people's brains; their reason should be enough. You will not have to frame the facts; they will speak for themselves. You just have to get the facts to them..George Lakoff
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The minute you stop caring about your business, is the same minute your business stops caring about you.Unknown
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If people were Superior to Animals, they'd take better care of the worldBenjamin Hoff
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How can you possibly do everything you want to do in life if you start doing a bunch of things twice?Lorii Myers
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I go on the presumption that everyone's full of shit until proven otherwise, and this usually serves me in good stead.Dennis Lehane
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Remember, people who peek through keyholes have to expect an occasional poke in the eye.Gary K. Wolf
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You know you're having a bad week when you call 911, the paramedics come to your house, and one of them notices you've rearranged your furniture.Cherie Kephart
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Life is way too short, so try to enjoy every minute of it with a sense of humor!Christina Scalise
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Bryce looked like a California underwear model. Not that I’d thought about him in his underwear. Much. He was talking with his friend Nathan. Where Bryce had the whole tan, blond, hazel-eyed thing going on, Nathan was fair with dark hair and dark eyes. They looked like opposite sides of the same coin. A really hot, totally unreachable coin that a collector would keep in a special locked case, which normal girls like myself were not allowed to touch. .Chris Cannon
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If you love somebody set them free- it also works equally well if you hate somebodyJosh Stern
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You are having a bad day? Remember it could always be worse... It could be me having a bad day!Mark W. Boyer
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A few years after I gave some lectures for the freshmen at Caltech (which were published as the Feynman Lectures on Physics), I received a long letter from a feminist group. I was accused of being anti-women because of two stories: the first was a discussion of the subtleties of velocity, and involved a woman driver being stopped by a cop. There's a discussion about how fast she was going, and I had her raise valid objections to the cop's definitions of velocity. The letter said I was making the women look stupid. The other story they objected to was told by the great astronomer Arthur Eddington, who had just figured out that the stars get their power from burning hydrogen in a nuclear reaction producing helium. He recounted how, on the night after his discovery, he was sitting on a bench with his girlfriend. She said, "Look how pretty the stars shine! " To which he replied, "Yes, and right now, I'm the only man in the world who knows how they shine." He was describing a kind of wonderful loneliness you have when you make a discovery. The letter claimed that I was saying a women is incapable of understanding nuclear reactions. I figured there was no point in trying to answer their accusations in detail, so I wrote a short letter back to them: "Don't bug me, Man! .Richard Feynman
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If life gives you the wobbles make jelly.Magdalena VandenBerg
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If there is but one pearl of wisdom I have to impart to you, after all my observations here thus far, it is do not take yourself too seriously. Because when you get here, you might just find that you are not exactly who or what you thought you were.Natasha Rendell
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I think the reason I choose the comic approach so often is because it's harder, therefore affording me the opportunity to show off.Rita Mae Brown
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But maybe that's one of the important things about America–that somebody would even ask a nobody like me what America means to her. In America, it matters what you think. You can bet that Hitler's not asking his people what Germany means to them. He's telling them what it means to him, and if it doesn't mean the same thing to them, they get shipped off to prison. Here at least a person has the right to complain and to vote and to complain some more if the fellow they vote for doesn't win.Julia Watts
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There is a story I always tell my students...when I came for the 1st time to the US. I didn’t speak English (Only Spanish) & I saw on every door the word “exit” which in Spanish means Success = Exito. And then I said :”No wonder Americans are winners , every door they open leads to successPablo
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Why one human being is attracted to another is one of the great mysteries of the world.Claire Cook
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Don't judge a cat by its coat.Magdalena VandenBerg
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Better days are coming! They're called Saturday and Sunday.Karen Salmansohn
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The problem with the world is that no one knows how to shit anymore!Unknown
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If life takes you long way, take a shortcut!Baba
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The only way to the top is killing and greed. Okay, I’m kidding. But killing helps.Douglas Coupland
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I suddenly remembered that Murray Gell-Mann and I were supposed to give talks at that conference on the present situation of high-energy physics. My talk was set for the plenary session, so I asked the guide, "Sir, where would the talks for the plenary session of the conference be?"" Back in that room that we just came through."" Oh! " I said in delight. "Then I'm gonna give a speech in that room! " The guide looked down at my dirty pants and my sloppy shirt. I realized how dumb that remark must have sounded to him, but it was genuine surprise and delight on my part. We went along a little bit farther, and the guide said, "This is a lounge for the various delegates, where they often hold informal discussions." They were some small, square windows in the doors to the lounge that you could look through, so people looked in. There were a few men sitting there talking. I looked through the windows and saw Igor Tamm, a physicist from Russia that I know. "Oh! " I said. "I know that guy! " and I started through the door. The guide screamed, "No, no! Don't go in there! " By this time he was sure he had a maniac on his hands, but he couldn't chase me because he wasn't allowed to go through the door himself!.Richard Feynman
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When you focus on the positive, the blessings and the humor and just do your thing and you stop worrying SO much about what every one else is thinking and doing and STOP taking life way too seriously... Awesomeness happens!Tanya Masse
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Only you can change yourself, no one else can.Thabang Gideon Magaola
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Despite wearing a Rolex, I have no time.Faraaz Kazi
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By wearing cosmetics a woman seeks to look younger or more beautiful than she otherwise would. Honesty doesn't require that she issue a continuous disclaimer: "I see you are looking at my face. Please be aware that I don't look this good first thing in the morning.Sam Harris
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Said Buddha to the hot dog vendor, "make me one with everything.New York Magazine
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Slaying dragons, melting witches, and banishing demons is all fun and games until someone loses a sidekick–then it’s personal. The bad guy isn’t just the “bad guy” anymore, he’s the BAD GUY!Michael J. Sullivan