4 Quotes About Lawyer Joke

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I wouldn’t call Gabriel Walsh if I was on fire.” She pursed her lips. “No, I might. To sue everyone responsible–from the person who lit the match to those who made my clothes. But I’d wait until the fire was out. Otherwise, he’d just stand there until I was burned enough for a sizable settlement. Kelley Armstrong
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I was so happy to be out of there. “Barabas, if you weren’t battingfor the other team, I’d marry you.” He grinned. “If I weren’t batting for the other team, I would accept yourproposal. You had me at ‘No comment.’ If all my clients were this smart, mylife would be much easier. Much, much easier. Ilona Andrews
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A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge. Magdalen Braden