140 "Ilona Andrews" Quotes And Sayings

Ilona Andrews is an award-winning author of urban fantasy, paranormal romance and romantic suspense novels. She is the author of the bestselling Breed and its spin-offs, Black London, Night Eternal and Darkest London. Ilona is also the author of the bestselling Dominion trilogy (Dominion, Dominion Rising and Dominion Command). Ilona's novels have been translated into over 25 languages and have sold more than 2 million copies worldwide Read more

Ilona lives in Texas with her husband and their two children, who frequently interrupt her writing time.

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I’d missed him so much, it almost hurt. It started the moment I left the Keep and nagged at me all day. Every day I had to fight with myself to keep from making up bullshit reasons to call the Keep so I could hear his voice. My only saving grace was that Curran wasn’t handling this whole mating thing any better. Yesterday he’d called me at the office claiming that he couldn’t find his socks. We talked for two hours. Ilona Andrews
You might want to decide fast. We live in a...
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You might want to decide fast. We live in a dangerous world. If you see a chance to be happy, you have to fight for it, so later you have no regrets. Ilona Andrews
Curran looked back at me.
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Curran looked back at me. "Why is it you always attract creeps?"" You tell me." Ha! Walked right into that one, yes, he did. Ilona Andrews
I can't give you the white picket fence, and if...
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I can't give you the white picket fence, and if I did, you'd set it on fire. Ilona Andrews
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His Majesty needs a can- I girl anyway. And I'm not it."" A can- I girl?" Andrea frowned. I leaned back. "'Can I fetch your food, Your Majesty? Can I tell you how strong and mighty you are, Your Majesty? Can I pick your fleas, Your Majesty? Can I kiss your ass, Your Majesty? Can I.." It dawned on me that Raphael was sitting very still. Frozen, like a statue, his gaze fixed on the point above my head. "He's standing behind me, isn't he?" Andrea nodded slowly." Technically it should be 'may I', " Curran said, his voice deeper than I remembered. "Since you're asking for permission." Why me? "To answer your question, yes, you may kiss my ass. Normally I prefer maintain my personal space, but you're a Friend of the Pack and your services have proven useful once or twice. I strive to accommodate the wishes of persons friendly to my people. My only question is, would kissing my ass be obeisance, grooming, or foreplay?. Ilona Andrews
It's a reflex. Hear a bell, get food. See an...
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It's a reflex. Hear a bell, get food. See an undead, throw a knife. Same thing, really. Ilona Andrews
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Did he just rip out the engine?" I asked." Yes", Saiman said. "And now he is demolishing the Maserati with it." Ten seconds later Curran hurled the twisted wreck of black and orange that used to be the Maserati into the wall. The first melodic notes of an old song came from the computer. I glanced at Saiman.He shrugged. "It begged for a soundtrack. Ilona Andrews
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Help me, I can’t breathe, your ego is pushing all the air out of the room. Ilona Andrews
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It seems that the young woman made some indelicate suggestion of a threesome... When I got there, Miss Nash was standing by the hot tub in a small bikini, pointing the business end of a SIG-Sauer P-226 at her fella and concerned members of the hotel staff, while dunking the scantily clad female's head under the water and asking, "Who's diving for clams now, bitch? Ilona Andrews
Just wait until he figures out I shut him out...
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Just wait until he figures out I shut him out of his slut hut. Ilona Andrews
I gave him my best cryptic smile. He did not...
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I gave him my best cryptic smile. He did not fall down to his feet, kiss my shoes, and promise me the world. I must be getting rusty. Ilona Andrews
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I've never created a riot before. I did cause a brawl at the last formal. A large number of young women there actually arrived with the expectation of seducing me into matrimony, and a couple of their mothers came to blows. It was hilari– I mean, dreadful. Simply dreadful. Ilona Andrews
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I ripped my left arm out of his hand and slammed my elbow into his solar plexus. He exhaled in a gasp. I lunged for the dagger and sat on top of him, my knees pinning his arms, my dagger on his throat. He lay still. “I give up, ” he said and smiled. “Your move.” Er. I was sitting atop the Beast Lord in my underwear, holding a knife to his throat. What the hell was my next move? Ilona Andrews
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I came to the table, pulled up a chair, and sat. “Everyone brought a pet. I feel left out.” An enthusiastic howl broke the silence, and Grendel bounded through the doorway. He galloped through the steak house, skidded on the floor, smashed into my chair, and dropped a dead rat on my lap. Awesome. Ilona Andrews
Georgie, stop trying to resurrect the shoes. They were never...
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Georgie, stop trying to resurrect the shoes. They were never alive in the first place. Ilona Andrews
What's that?
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What's that?"" That's my attack poodle. Ilona Andrews
Because he has the best equipment in the City and...
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Because he has the best equipment in the City and he knows how to use it! Ilona Andrews
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It took a qualified wizard to detect a summoning in progress. It required only a half-literate idiot with a twitch of power and a dim idea of how to use it to attempt one. Before you knew it, a three-headed Slavonic god was wreaking havoc in downtown Atlanta, the skies were raining winged snakes, and SWAT was screaming for more ammo. Ilona Andrews
It's awful to be rich and mind-boggingly handsome and have...
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It's awful to be rich and mind-boggingly handsome and have women fawn over you. My heart bleeds for you. Poor dear, how do you manage? Ilona Andrews
Everybody has something, that one thing they must do to...
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Everybody has something, that one thing they must do to feel happy. I think this is yours, and I want you to be happy. You don’t have to do it, but it’s here if you choose to come back to it. Ilona Andrews