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Just like you silly bums, I have a personal sky god. I bow to him, as you do to your airy-fairy sod. He prefers I call him Mr. NOT.Fakeer Ishavardas
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It is important that we learn to smile, Life will anyway teach us to cry!Jiten Bhatt
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You're going to make it; You're going to be at peace; You're going to create, and love, and laugh, and live; You're going to do great things.Germany Kent
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Her joyful spirit would bring laughter and happiness to anyone in her life with the same natural ease that a rose blooms and sheds its perfume.Aleksandra Layland
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First of all, no messiahs are sent. Secondly, no messiah got it. Lastly, no messiah is. And if there ever was or is, maybe I too am it. As too is every dimwit.Fakeer Ishavardas
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Anything is possible with laughter. If you can laugh out loud, especially at a life of mistakes, you will come out unscathed.Julieanne OConnor
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Dead people are just great. Meet me when you are.Fakeer Ishavardas
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Life is difficult and those who make us laugh are angels.Wayne Gerard Trotman
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Comedy is not the opposite of darkness, but its natural bedfellow. Pain makes laughter necessary; laughter makes pain tolerable.Mindy Greenstein
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☺☺ When a man gets to 99, he starts to think, he may only have another 10 years of sexy lovemaking left... Still Smiling At 99. ☺☺Michael Levy
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☺☺ When a man gets you 99, he starts to think, he may only have another 10 years of sexy lovemaking left... Still Smiling At 99. ☺☺Michael Levy
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I love religious nuts. They make me remember I have them too. So, being a health nut, I scratch them religiously. Just as I do my butt.Fakeer Ishavardas
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I love you silly 'holy' book. Here's hoping everybody un-reads it.Fakeer Ishavardas
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When people are doing their utmost to upset you, it's probably best to just laugh at them.Wayne Gerard Trotman
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I still believe this Life is a good joke. And if you treat it that way, you will never stop laughing.James Hauenstein
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I love to laugh. Specially at myself. Sometimes I spend hours doing it.Nuno Roque
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Believe you me, I am all for you; and wish you well - for you to go to hell.Fakeer Ishavardas
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An atheist is a person who has nobody to blame when he screws up.Fakeer Ishavardas
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I swear I've good morals. It's just that bad ones befriend me. I'm a friendly person, you know. But I will talk to them. Believe you me.Fakeer Ishavardas
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I shall tell you about God once you've reached your imaginary heaven. Then, give me a call.Fakeer Ishavardas
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I love to laugh. Especially in times of trouble and sadness. It helps us get through the hard times of life and is also an important part of all our relationships. Laughter is a gift from God that opens our hearts. Laughing heals our hearts and brings us together.Eileen Anglin
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Laughter is much better than anger.Wayne Gerard Trotman
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Jihadis! Please go to your imaginary heaven - out there, nowhere. Us, the infidel lot, have helluva lot to do after you leave. Out here.Fakeer Ishavardas
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I have to tell you the truth. But you are too ugly for it.Fakeer Ishavardas
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I love you as I do all - not at all.Fakeer Ishavardas
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So, your god is the only god? Okay, but then, so is my dog.Fakeer Ishavardas
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Please believe me. I've nothing against you personally. It's just that I laugh at all jokes.Fakeer Ishavardas
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Children throw tantrums because they've imagined their 'father in heaven' does so. And because, their inherited religious book has, in written, shown them so.Fakeer Ishavardas
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Monkeying around with other apes, a monkey was made - called, HUMAN. God is great!Fakeer Ishavardas
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I wish you well - if you will die. May you rest in peace.Fakeer Ishavardas
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If I were married, I would be unmarried.Fakeer Ishavardas