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I was a little excited but mostly blorft. "Blorft" is an adjective I just made up that means 'Completely overwhelmed but proceeding as if everything is fine and reacting to the stress with the torpor of a possum.' I have been blorft every day for the past seven years.Tina Fey
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Some writers write to forget. Some forget to write.Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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And while we're on the subject of ducks, which we plainly are, the story, 'The Ugly Duckling' ought be banned as the central character wasn't a duckling or he wouldn't have grown up into a swan. He was a cygnet.Russell Brand
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And all dared to brave unknown terrors, to do mighty deeds, to boldly split infinitives that no man had split before--and thus was the Empire forged.Douglas Adams
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The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.Lex Martin
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No, " I replied testily. "I'm pretty sure 'digital' is Latin for 'fingeral, ' so finger cancer equals digital cancer. This is all basic anatomy, Dr. Roland." The Dr. Roland told me that he thought I was overreacting, and the "fingeral" wasn't even a real word. Then I told him that I though he was underreacting, probably because he's embarrassed that he doesn't know how Latin works. Then he claimed that "underrecating" isn't a word either. The man has a terrible bedside manner.Jenny Lawson
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#Twitter: proudly promoting ghastly grammar and silly misspelling since 2006.E.a. Bucchianeri
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Those who can, do; those who can't, teach; those who can't teach, police grammar on the Internet.Unknown
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I decided quickly that committing crimes against grammar was a hard limit for me.Sophie Morgan