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There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers.Chelsea Handler
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The lover drinksand the cup-bearer pours. The lover thinksbut the cup-bearer knows:love begets love. Since this wine is love, then this cup is love, then this tavern is love, then this life is love.Kamand Kojouri
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26. Don’t marry someone with intolerable characteristics in the hopes of changing him or her. If you can’t live with someone who drinks or someone who isn’t a Christian or someone who isn’t clean, then don’t marry that kind of person. The chances for miraculous improvements or changes in behavior are slim. What you see is what you get!James C. Dobson
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I staggered into a Manchester bar late one night on a tour and the waitress said "You look as if you need a Screaming Orgasm". At the time this was the last thing on my mind...Terry Pratchett
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People are crazy about food, smoking, drinking, girls but not about their dreams.Amit Kalantri
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Take this drink as a token of my disrepute and spin that hay tonight and tomorrow it will be shining golden bright in whatever heavy delirious weave you wish to make.Initially NO
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Take this drink as a token ofmy disrepute and spin that hay tonight and tomorrow it will be shining golden bright in whatever heavy delirious weave you wish to make.Initially NO
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The greatest tragedy to ever happen to a nation is not the incidences of war or terrorism. It's when more bookshops close down and more drinking bars are opened to replace them!Israelmore Ayivor
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No milk. It is black coffee, pure but strong, that fortifies against the powers of darkness with which the world is filled.Robert Aickman
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People keep asking what I do for a living and I keep saying that I don’t believe in making a living. That it’s a concept that has been twisted. I tell them I believe in making a life and money is a distracting object if there’s anything left at the end of the day and I just want to go on well. Make it through the day. So I smile and raise my glass and they laugh and take my hand, saying ”here’s to the youth”, pointing at me. And I might just be youngand naivefor I still believe in the freedom of choiceof how to spend your life. So they toast to the youth, who still think she’s free, and that’s all fine by me. .Charlotte Eriksson
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I had a dream about you. You were a stranger playing a gig in this pub where I was waitressing. I felt like I knew you or needed to, so I asked you to have a few drinks with me. Then my alarm went off. I sat up in bed to see you still sleeping. I’m glad I decided to wear a kilt that summer while I was in school.Crystal Woods
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The light music of whisky falling into glasses made an agreeable interlude.James Joyce
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Ever since, in the U.K. they banned smoking in public places, I've never enjoyed a drinks party ever again. And the reason, I only worked out just the other day, is when you go to a drinks party and you stand up and you hold a glass of red wine and you talk endlessly to people, you don't actually want to spend all the time talking. It's really, really tiring. Sometimes you just want to stand there silently, alone with your thoughts. Sometimes you just want to stand in the corner and stare out of the window. Now the problem is, when you can't smoke, if you stand and stare out of the window on your own, you're an antisocial, friendless idiot. If you stand and stare out of the window on your own with a cigarette, you're a fucking philosopher.Rory Sutherland
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Now tequila may be the favored beverage of outlaws but that doesn't mean it gives them preferential treatment. In fact, tequila probably has betrayed as many outlaws as has the central nervous system and dissatisfied wives. Tequila, scorpion honey, harsh dew of the doglands, essence of Aztec, crema de cacti; tequila, oily and thermal like the sun in solution; tequila, liquid geometry of passion; Tequila, the buzzard god who copulates in midair with the ascending souls of dying virgins; tequila, firebug in the house of good taste; O tequila, savage water of sorcery, what confusion and mischief your sly, rebellious drops do generate! .Tom Robbins
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A man is a fool if he drinks before he reaches the age of 50, and a fool if he doesn't afterward.Frank Lloyd Wright
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Taking in too much added sugar from highly marketed sugary foods and drinks displaces healthier foods in the diet.Chuck Norris
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She hits me and she beats me and she drinks. My mom is an alcoholic.Tonya Harding