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It’s fairly standard. Also, I’m fourteen. Also, yourbeard’s stupid.”“ Isn’t this fun?” Skulduggery said brightly. “The three of usgetting along so well.Derek Landy
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I have the most fantastic, stupendous, magnificent idea. Why it’s better than television, " he said, standing there in red, tartan pyjamas, his beard in a sleepy tangle. Dunn's Magnificent IdeaE L Parfitt
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Her latest client is Professor Desmond Curnin, a university professor who teaches library sciences to large groups of students. He’s quick to pay on-time, quick to never fall behind. He’s a brown-haired man with an unkempt beard and thick-framed hipster glasses. He slides a leather briefcase stuffed with dollar bills into the open window of Geraldine’s car. “Your fly’s unzipped, ” Geraldine points out, disgusted. “Who gave you a license to sell hot dogs, buddy? .Rebecca McNutt
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By the power of Steven Wright's Beard!Craig Ferguson
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Unless you're in an early seventies-era Eagles cover band, a founding member of a religious cult, or sleeping under a bridge in Seattle, lose the beard and get a haircut. Power doesn't have time for any form of hirsute hipster self expression.Ari Gold
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Beard is like Niqab, that covers cheeksArsalan Khan
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If lots of men around you are growing a beard just because of political or ideological reasons, you refuse this, and if you have a beard, shave it off! Leave your herd to find yourself! Find your own style, not the style your ideology or your party is dictating on you! Remember, you build a sound character mostly through refusing, through saying no, through staying different!Mehmet Murat Ildan
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A goatee is to beards what diamonds are to ornaments.Pawan Mishra
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Many a time, you may not even have to speak, however difficult the situation; your goatee speaks for you.Pawan Mishra
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There is no shortage of well-known pirates, including: Henry Morgan, Captain Kidd, Blackbeard, Blue beard, Yellowbeard, and Yellow beard with Black Roots, who surmised that, if blondes have more fun, then blond pirates must have a heck of a lot more fun.Cuthbert Soup
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When nothing worked, he decided the least he could do was pick the yam bits out of his beard. But even the proved fruitless since the bits seemed to find their way into the deepest recesses of the beard, and the just small enough boy quickly grew squeamish. Judge if you must, but if you've ever had to pick yam bits out of an old man's bushy beard, I'm sure you'd forgive him.Jason Carter Eaton
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A full beard looks cool.Richard C. Armitage