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I believe all people are assholes. You won't find anyone that you like. You'll just find someone you dislike a little less than the last asshole. And I can't wait for that day. To have a woman that I can say I dislike a little less than all the other assholes.Travis J. Dahnke
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I now have anti-bodies to assholes after working for so many.Crystal Woods
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How else to make a dent in an object as immovable as patriarchy itself...?Dalma Heyn
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People are assholes, Mouse. You already know that.” He paused as he scooped some of my hair back, gently tossing the strands over my shoulder. “And there’s nothing to be embarrassed about.” I glanced over at him. Everything about his steady gaze and the serious press of his lips screamed earnest. But he was wrong. “It is..embarrassing.”“ Not if you don’t let it be.” His leg brushed mine as he turned in his seat, facing me. Our eyes met. “You have the power over that. People can say crap. They can think whatever they want, but you control how you feel about it. .Jennifer L. Armentrout
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If someone asks you a question and you don't know the answer, belittle them. It's better to be an asshole than look stupid.John LeFevre
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And then she realized that after that Christmas party, she didn't really lose anything, except respect for everyone.Crystal Woods
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He was too busy checking out and checking in, making and breaking plans, buying and losing cell phones, playing computer games and pool, looking at stock quotes, and living the chaotic life that effectively took up all his energy and time.Dalma Heyn
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Women who say that they have met the most amazing guy in the world are only saying that because they haven’t lived with them yet.Heather Chapple
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If you want to have your dreamed husband, you better not wake up; because in real life, all men are assholes.M.F. Moonzajer
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Are you a Buddhist?""No, I'm an asshole. But I keep trying.Scott Hawkins
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We’re happier when the assholes are villains.Christopher Bram
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There are so many people in this world to hate good guys rather than to love them.M.F. Moonzajer
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There's 3 sides to every story. Time will tell who the real asshole is despite what you were told.April Mae Monterrosa