Quotes From "Zburbia" By Jake Bible

1
But the sounds behind me tell me why. I risk a glance and see so many Zs on our asses that I wonder if they've been doing pilates all this time to get in shape for the great Whispering Pines mad-dash marathon. Jake Bible
2
Promises are like assholes, " Elsbeth pipes up. "They stink when you put your nose in them. Jake Bible