5 Quotes & Sayings By Jake Bible

Jake Bible is a writer, aspiring actor, and the proud owner of the largest collection of '80s pop culture memorabilia in the cosmos. You can follow him on Twitter at @jakebible

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A cheerful heart is good medicine, but a broken spirit saps a person's strength Jake Bible
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I’m going to eat your fucking eyeballs and wear your faces when I’m done with you! Jake Bible
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But the sounds behind me tell me why. I risk a glance and see so many Zs on our asses that I wonder if they've been doing pilates all this time to get in shape for the great Whispering Pines mad-dash marathon. Jake Bible
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Promises are like assholes, " Elsbeth pipes up. "They stink when you put your nose in them. Jake Bible