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Right now I've got just two rules to live by. Rule one: don't taunt elephants. Rule two: don't stand next to anybody who taunts elephants.- Sergeant SchlockHoward Tayler
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The Tausennigan Ob'enn warlords look like cuddly teddy-bears?"" Yes, they do, and they'd cheerfully exterminate your entire race for making that observation! "" I guess that explains their rich military history, then.Howard Tayler
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Kevyn, I'm promoting you from Tech Sergeant to Munitions Commander. I want you to take responsibility for all Company weapons. Munitions Commander? Why me? I don't know. Call it "suspicion of extreme competence" on my part.- Captain Tagon & Commander Kevyn AndreyasnHoward Tayler
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Hi. I'm here to enlist. You can't. You aren't human. You see, little fella, we don't do sociological stuff like "interspeciated workplaces." We're a crack company of space mercenaries. We do "hurting people" and "breaking things." Sounds like my kind of fun.- Schlock & Lieutenant Der TrihsHoward Tayler
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Kevyn, Ennesby tells me you are building a time machine. Actually I'm finished. In one afternoon? Wow... Does it work? After a fashion.... I put a whole lot of energy into it, and the next thing I knew it was time for dinner.- Captain Tagon & Commander AndreyasnHoward Tayler
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That's odd. It looks almost as if Nick is picking a fight with that elephant."" Well, the elephant started it."" That's irrelevant. Fighting with civilians is against the rules. Go break it up."- Admiral Breya Andreyasn & Sergeant SchlockHoward Tayler
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No! Wait! I've got a better idea..."" Your ideas tend to result in unnecessary violence, Sergeant Schlock.""And your point is..."" Let's broaden the definition of 'necessary'.Howard Tayler
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Welcome to your new bodies, gentlemen. If you'd like, I can help you start your own 'dysmorphia is all in your head' support group.Howard Tayler
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The spirit of the law is the least of the things we're prepared to violate.Howard Tayler