Quotes From "The True Meaning Of Smekday" By Adam Rex

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I spy, with my little eye, something that starts with ... G.""Sausages. Adam Rex
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We could have made it to the Arizona border in a few more hours if we hadn't been distracting each other with stupid little arguments. Don't get me wrong; I liked J.Lo fine. I've made that bed. But I'm not sure there's a person in the world I could be with twenty-four hours a day for three weeks without getting a little snippy. If I ever meet such a person, I'm marrying them. Adam Rex
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The United States was a big country where everybody wore funny t-shirts and ate too much. Adam Rex
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Sometimes you really want to say "Duh, " but you can't. It's a part of growing up, I guess. Adam Rex
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Woah, ' I said, blocking the doorway. 'You can't come in here. This is the girls' r Adam Rex