Quotes From "The Amazing Maurice And His Educated Rodents" By Terry Pratchett

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A good motto in life, he'd reckoned, was: don't eat anything that glows. Terry Pratchett
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I am not so blind that I can't see darkness. Terry Pratchett
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But there was more to it than that. As the Amazing Maurice said, it was just a story about people and rats. And the difficult part of it was deciding who the people were, and who were the rats. Terry Pratchett
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Maurice watched them argue again. Humans, eh? Think they're lords of creation. Not like us cats. We know we are. Ever see a cat feed a human? Case proven. Terry Pratchett