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Life wasn't too bad. The trouble with Man was, even while he was having a good time, he didn't appreciate it. Why, thought Milligan, this very moment might be the happiest in me life. The very thought of it made him miserable.Spike Milligan
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Author? Author? Did you write these legs?'' Yes."' Well, I don't like dem. I don't like 'em at all at all. I could ha' writted better legs meself.Spike Milligan
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Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.Spike Milligan