28 Quotes About Spider

If you’re looking for an ironic quote about spiders, then you’ve come to the right place. Spider quotes are everywhere, and if you can’t find one that fits your need, then this list is for you. These spider quotes will be sure to brighten your day!

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It's spider season. Every year, right about now, thousands of the godless eight-legged bastards emerge from the bowels of hell (or the garden, whichever's nearest) with the sole intention of tormenting humankind. Charlie Brooker
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Oh here's a nice one, he brown recluse spider. This once resides in wooded areas. In other words, next to my head while I'm sleeping. ' In a small number of cases, a bite from a brown recluse can produce organ damage with occasional fatalities.' ""That's the worst-case scenario. how can it be? It's called a 'recluse'""It's been my experience that all recluses have a mean streak. Yvonne Prinz
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Favorite Quotations.I speak my mind because it hurts to bite my tongue. The worth of a book is measured by what you carry away from it. It's not over till it's over. Imagination is everything. All life is an experiment. What the caterpillar calls the end of the world, the master calls the butterfly. Pat Frayne
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They made for his noise far quicker than he had expected. They were frightfully angry. Quite apart from the stones no spider has ever like being called Attercop, and Tomnoddy of course, is insulting to anybody. J.r.r. Tolkien
No living thing is ugly in this world. Even a...
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No living thing is ugly in this world. Even a tarantula considers itself beautiful Munia Khan
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We were friends before.” Sort of. We never tried to kill each other. Amanda Bouchet
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I turn back to Griffin. His expression is stony and unreadable, although if I had to take a wild guess, I’d say it was tending toward ominous. Amanda Bouchet
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It’s just you always…” “ Run, ” I finish for him… I gaze up at him. Soft light plays over his striking features — the hard planes of his cheekbones, his strong jaw, the slight hook in his nose. “I’ll still run, Griffin. The difference now is that I’ll run to you.” He looks at me for a long time, his gray eyes inscrutable. “You’d better.” I arch an eyebrow. “Or you’ll spank me? . Amanda Bouchet
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I sit in front of the notebook and feel like it’s just too late for me. And that this book isn’t working, nothing’s working, everything feels like it’s made of spiders. Jessica Abel
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I am sure I have summer depression Unknown
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I don’t know why it’s not universally acknowledged that looking back is a terrible idea. It only makes going forward that much harder. Amanda Bouchet
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It's elementary, my dear Winifred. Miss Mae
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Simon stopped listening. He realised he'd had enough. Enough of the theories, enough of the mystery, enough of the bullshit. Enough of the soldiers and guns and MI5. Enough of bugs in phones and in people he cared about. Enough of not being cared about back. Enough of uncertainty and lies and civilisation, collapsing or not. Enough of is part in it, his place, his role; the character of Simon Parfitt and all the baggage it entailed. A. Ashley Straker
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For a moment, Simon's sympathetic nervous system forgot he was arachnophobic. The sight of those spindly legs rising, like an ink drawing popping out of paper into three-dimensional space, should have caused a surge of adrenaline, a yelp of panic, and at least three feet of involuntary back-peddling. A. Ashley Straker
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But the things in the batteries couldn't be spiders. It just wasn't possible. There had to be another explanation. But of what kind? A. Ashley Straker
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...a fissure appeared. Splinters of plastic broke away around it, and the fissure widened, radiating further fractures. When the first leg broke out, Simon tried to shriek. A. Ashley Straker
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The diamonds glinted under the glare of the chandelier and they looked like a thousand spider eyes Kate Chisman
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3. When making your dramatic exit, crawl along one of the web strands that extend outward from the center. Avoid the webbing that runs in concentric circles, as it's the stickiest. 4. Once you've escaped, say something snarky to the queen, like "Sorry I couldn't stick around. Andrew Shaffer
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Someone made a grievous mistake when summer was created Unknown
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I bet she thought she was getting into a fight with a vanilla wafer on roller skates but little did she know she was getting into a fight with a spider sandwich. Andrea Portes
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The spider's web: She finds an innocuous corner in which to spin her web. The longer the web takes, the more fabulous its construction. She has no need to chase. She sits quietly, her patience a consummate force; she waits for her prey to come to her on their own, and then she ensnares them, injects them with venom, rendering them unable to escape. Spiders — so needed and yet so misunderstood. Donna Lynn Hope
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Referring to Jumper the spider, who needs to hide himself in human form, and he's learning to act like a human." I'm sure I can learn to walk faster than that, " he said desperately." But you'll also need to learn the nuances of human behavior. Such as not going around naked."" What's wrong with being natural?" he demanded." Humans aren't natural. They are girt about by all manner of conventions. It will take time for you to catch up with them all. . Piers Anthony
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I'll stop eating steak when you stop killing spiders." Absurdity: comparing cows to spiders. Arachnids are pure evil. They're like a cigarette manufacturer or a terrorist. They're organized religion on eight legs. Davey Havok
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There was less than I’d expected in the rainy-day fund that Mom had kept in the bottom of an underwear drawer in a panty hose egg labeled ‘DEAD SPIDERS.’ As if I hadn’t always known it was there. As if I wouldn’t want to look at dead spiders. Adam Rex
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His gaze hits mine with the force of a battering ram. He looks… appalled. “I-I won’t do this. I can’t… be with you. Amanda Bouchet
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Spiders evidently as surprised by the weather as the rest of us: their webs were still everywhere - little silken laundry lines with perfect snowflakes hung out in rows to dry. Leslie Land
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Damn it! I knew she was a monster! John! Amy! Listen! Guard your buttholes. David Wong