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I had a dream about you. We installed Dr. Robert Jarvik’s artificial heart in a mannequin and brought it to life, only to later kill it because a creature that’s all fake heart and no brain is what’s commonly called a “politician, ” and must be destroyed.
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I had a dream about you. You were an escalator, and I was a flight of stairs. You thought I was a Luddite, and I thought I was as ostrich, because I hadn’t figured out how to put the fly in flight. One day you broke down, and then you saw that you and I weren’t so different after all.Dora J. Arod
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I had a dream about you last night. The champagne was non-alcoholic. You didn't notice, and laughed at my jokes anyway.Michael Summers

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I had a dream about you last night.. you were holding a pine cone and introducing him as Gerald.Nicole McKay
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I had a dream about you. I was sitting on your couch, relating my succession of ideas on subconscious influence. I asked you what they meant, and you told me that free associations were a bad way to advance my political career.Bauvard

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I had a dream about you last night... you were a giant slinky and I watched you fall down the stairs.Amy Sommers

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I had a dream about you last night. I could fly. I was going to use this power to impress you, but you were too heavy to carry, so I won you over with my personality insteadMichael Summers

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I had a dream about you last night... you kept meowing at people and licking yourself it was not unlike you normally.Nicole McKay

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I had a dream about you. You were lost in a daydream, when I walked in and you began screaming. But I know that could never actually happen. In real life I only enter people’s nightmares.Bauvard

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I had a dream about you last night. The best day of my life was when I taught you how to juggle, but the best day of yours was when you taught someone else.Michael Summers

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I had a dream about you last night.. You were playing with chicken livers and told me everyone was in quarantine.Amy Sommers

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I had a dream about you last night.. you were trying to give coordinates to an appleNicole McKay

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I had a dream about you last night. We watched pornography together, but purely for the storyline.Michael Summers

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I had a dream about you last night.. You were balancing ten tiny footballs on your nose while dancing with a turquoise unicorn.Amy Sommers

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I didn't dream about you last night. I woke up in fear.Michael Summers

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I had a dream about you last night. We stopped telling each other about our dreams when we realized we were still inside them.Michael Summers

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I had a dream about you last night... you were there.Nicole McKay

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I had a dream about you last night. We were plug sockets in the bedroom. We saw only a short part of their day, but we knew everything of it.Michael Summers

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I had a dream about you last night.. You thought you were a candy vampire, you were standing in the sun screaming 'I'm melting.Nicole McKay

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I had a dream about you last night... I was a brick and you were a blanket. Damn that improbability drive.Nicole McKay