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I had a dream about you. We installed Dr. Robert Jarvik’s artificial heart in a mannequin and brought it to life, only to later kill it because a creature that’s all fake heart and no brain is what’s commonly called a “politician, ” and must be destroyed.
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I had a dream about you. You were an escalator, and I was a flight of stairs. You thought I was a Luddite, and I thought I was as ostrich, because I hadn’t figured out how to put the fly in flight. One day you broke down, and then you saw that you and I weren’t so different after all.Dora J. Arod
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I had a dream about you last night. The champagne was non-alcoholic. You didn't notice, and laughed at my jokes anyway.Michael Summers
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I had a dream about you last night.. you were holding a pine cone and introducing him as Gerald.Nicole McKay
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I had a dream about you. I was sitting on your couch, relating my succession of ideas on subconscious influence. I asked you what they meant, and you told me that free associations were a bad way to advance my political career.Bauvard
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I had a dream about you last night... you were a giant slinky and I watched you fall down the stairs.Amy Sommers
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I had a dream about you last night. I could fly. I was going to use this power to impress you, but you were too heavy to carry, so I won you over with my personality insteadMichael Summers
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I had a dream about you last night... you kept meowing at people and licking yourself it was not unlike you normally.Nicole McKay
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I had a dream about you. You were lost in a daydream, when I walked in and you began screaming. But I know that could never actually happen. In real life I only enter people’s nightmares.Bauvard
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I had a dream about you last night. The best day of my life was when I taught you how to juggle, but the best day of yours was when you taught someone else.Michael Summers
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I had a dream about you last night.. You were playing with chicken livers and told me everyone was in quarantine.Amy Sommers
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I had a dream about you last night.. you were trying to give coordinates to an appleNicole McKay
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I had a dream about you last night. We watched pornography together, but purely for the storyline.Michael Summers
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I had a dream about you last night.. You were balancing ten tiny footballs on your nose while dancing with a turquoise unicorn.Amy Sommers
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I didn't dream about you last night. I woke up in fear.Michael Summers
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I had a dream about you last night. We stopped telling each other about our dreams when we realized we were still inside them.Michael Summers
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I had a dream about you last night... you were there.Nicole McKay
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I had a dream about you last night. We were plug sockets in the bedroom. We saw only a short part of their day, but we knew everything of it.Michael Summers
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I had a dream about you last night.. You thought you were a candy vampire, you were standing in the sun screaming 'I'm melting.Nicole McKay
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I had a dream about you last night... I was a brick and you were a blanket. Damn that improbability drive.Nicole McKay
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I had a dream about you last night... You turned red, then green, and then blue. You told me you were trying to fit in with the m&m's.Amy Sommers
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I had a dream about you last night.. You were in the amazon rain forest yipping like a dog.Amy Sommers
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I had a dream about you last night... You tried to propose with a digital ceramic heater.Amy Sommers
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I had a dream about you. You were being hung. I had a sword in one hand and a stool in the other. I couldn’t decide which one to use, so I stood on the stool and threw myself on the sword. It was the least I could do to protest capital punishment.Bauvard
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I had a dream about you last night. We went to the store cupboard to make out, but we ended up sharing our pain and then crying together. We wasn't prepared for this level of intimacy.Michael Summers
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I had a dream about you last night... Unfortunately, it wasn't a dream.Amy Sommers
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I had a dream about you last night... Well I say dream I mean nightmare... you were a Yankee fan.Nicole McKay
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I had a dream about you last night.. You kept screaming at Ted Danson to pour you a drink.Amy Sommers
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I had a dream about you. We couldn't decide on a sunrise. You wanted a tan, I only cared about the view. Then World War III fulfilled both our desires.Bauvard
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I had a dream about you. You suggested to split the profits, so I did. I threw one half in the furnace to power the steam engine, and the other half in the air to distract our pursuers.Bauvard
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I had a dream about you last night. We moved into a cabin in the countryside. I couldn't handle the spiders. You couldn't handle my drama. I moved back to the city.Michael Summers
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I had a dream about you last night. It wasn't until after you sold me the talking car, I realized you were the world’s best ventriloquist.Michael Summers
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I had a dream about you last night. Eons ago, we created a Universe, then sat back and watched miniature versions of ourselves try to make all the same mistakes we did.Michael Summers
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I had a dream about you last night... You replaced all the people in your life with kittens. It felt more like a prediction of the future.Amy Sommers
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I had a dream about you last night... you sat in a cardboard box and said you were a tree.Nicole McKay
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I had a dream about you last night… it was raining and you were fishing for fire to set a sandcastle a flame.Nicole McKay
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I had a dream about you last night... you were crying over spilt ink screaming "the words, the what could have been beautiful words.Nicole McKay
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I had a dream about you last night.. You pretended not to be a three hole punch.Amy Sommers
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I had a dream about you last night... shortly after I woke up screaming in terror.Amy Sommers
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I had a dream about you last night... you made a beard for yourself out of forty two bags of Twizzlers.Nicole McKay
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I had a dream about you. You were crying, and I couldn’t tell if it was because you were sad or because you’d been laughing too hard. So I decided to find out by telling you that I’d just heard from the cops, and your mother had been murdered. Before I got to the punch line you started sobbing in a different manner, so I realized you’d been laughing earlier. By that time the mood had changed, and I decided it best not to deliver the punch line after all. So I sat down next to you and put my arm around you and tried to console you for your perceived loss. 
.Dora J. Arod
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I had a dream about you. In my dream I stole all your money, kidnapped your parents, and mailed you mannequin parts spray-painted red in a series of packages that also included ransom notes. Then, towards the end of the dream, the cops surrounded my cave and swarmed in to arrest me. Sweating, my eyes shot open, and I realized it was a dream. “Of course it’s a dream, ” I thought. “The cops have no idea where my cave is, and your first package has yet to be delivered.”
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I had a dream about you. I was a ventriloquist trying to share your fashion secrets, but you wouldn’t talk. So we put on a strip show for the department store sale, and I was arrested for theft — I took away your dignity as a mannequinBauvard
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I had a dream about you. We were ice fishing in my freezer. I caught a few cold beers, and you wondered if we should drink them, or throw them back because they were babies.
Dora J. Arod
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I had a dream about you. You were wearing Sylvester Stallone's sneer as pants, but his lips were saggy on your legs, so you had to wear a mustache as a belt.
Dora J. Arod
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I had a dream about you. You looked like you, but you also looked like a mannequin. And I looked like me, but I also looked like a mannequin. Between the two of us, we were too fake even for Hollywood. And as such, we were forced to reside in Washington DC.
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I had a dream about you. At first you were a mannequin, and I was a fashion designer. Then, inexplicably, we switched roles and I became the mannequin. But instead of putting clothes on me, you laughed at my nakedness, and you sold me to the owner of a sex shop. 
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I had a dream about you. You were you, but you were many–a multitude of mannequins, each named Manny. And I was me, but I was Dark Jar Tin Zoo, and as such I made love to you–all of you. Then I woke up alone, naked, cuddling a mannequin I named after you who smells like you, because I spray it with the same fragrance you used to wear. Is that crazy? No, I didn’t think so either. 
Dora J. Arod
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I had a dream about you. We were in a canoe, and we were paddling across the desert. You said you were thirsty, and I pointed to the sand that surrounded us and said, “No, I will not urinate in your mouth.” At that point I woke up, because I realized I really had to pee–and get a drink of water.
Dora J. Arod
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I had a dream about you. You had no skin or muscle on your face, and to try to conceal your bare skull you liberally applied lipstick and makeup. Your birthday was coming up, and I knew you were probably sensitive about parties that emphasize the aging process, so I decided to box up your gift in a coffin and wrap it with black wrapping paper. I got you the best gift ever too–a hooker, who happened to be dead, because that enabled me to procure a sizeable discount.
.Dora J. Arod