Quotes From "Emperor Pius Dei" By Howard Tayler

Spy' is such a short ugly word. I prefer 'espionage.'...
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Spy' is such a short ugly word. I prefer 'espionage.' Those extra three syllables really say something. Howard Tayler
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Captain, you have heard the charges. How do you plead? Before you answer, you should know that if you plead "guilty" you'll be immediately extradited and U.N.S. law will take over."" Not guilty."" Also, it's not very nice to lie in court."" But it beats extradition. Howard Tayler
As long as we only have to lie to the...
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As long as we only have to lie to the enemy, it's honest enough for me.- Captain Tagon Howard Tayler
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So you're a fellow mercenary, then."" Does this mean you'll afford me some professional courtesy?"" Don't ask for that. All it means is that you might get to face the person who kills you.. . But only if it's convenient. Howard Tayler
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How many words are you having trouble with, sir?"" Just the ones that I've highlighted."" I count at least a dozen, and I haven't gotten out of the first paragraph."" That's as far as I got, too. I'm not sure you and I speak the same language. Howard Tayler
I'll leave you two alone. Morality might be contagious.
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I'll leave you two alone. Morality might be contagious. Howard Tayler
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This document outlines our plan to perpetrate insurance fraud, insider trading, and character assassination....hopefully tripling our paycheck on this job. Okay, see? Those words I understand just fine. Use them more often.- Lieutenant Massey Reynstein & Captain Tagon Howard Tayler
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They're holding flushes of face cards, and I think we're the pot. Howard Tayler