100 Quotes About Cat

The cat may seem like an unemotional creature, but it is often revealed to have many emotions. It is worth noting that cats are very expressive animals, much like humans. If you’re looking for quotes about cats, look no further than this collection. There are also the funny and sarcastic cat quotes Read more

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What greater gift than the love of a cat.
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What greater gift than the love of a cat. Charles Dickens
After all, a woman who doesn't love cats is never...
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After all, a woman who doesn't love cats is never going to be make a man happy. Orhan Pamuk
If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel...
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If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember. Terry Pratchett
I meant,
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I meant, " said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?" Death thought about it. C A T S, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE. Terry Pratchett
Now you people have names. That's because you don't know...
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Now you people have names. That's because you don't know who you are. We know who we are, so we don't need names. Neil Gaiman
Women and cats will do as they please, and men...
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Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. Robert A. Heinlein
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Name the different kinds of people, ’ said Miss Lupescu. ‘Now.’Bod thought for a moment. ‘The living, ’ he said. ‘Er. The dead.’ He stopped. Then, ‘... Cats?’ he offered, uncertainly. Neil Gaiman
To err is human, to purr is feline.
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To err is human, to purr is feline. Robert Byrne
No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem...
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No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. Abraham Lincoln
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I flung open the door. I got a momentary flash of about a hundred and fifteen cats of all sizes and colours scrapping in the middle of the room, and then they all shot past me with a rush and out of the front door; and all that was left of the mobscene was the head of a whacking big fish, lying on the carpet and staring up at me in a rather austere sort of way, as if it wanted a written explanation and apology. P.g. Wodehouse
What sort of philosophers are we, who know absolutely nothing...
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What sort of philosophers are we, who know absolutely nothing of the origin and destiny of cats? Henry David Thoreau
Patience is born to all cats. They just don't care...
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Patience is born to all cats. They just don't care to deploy it where others are concerned. James Qualls
The Fur Person learned then and there that it is...
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The Fur Person learned then and there that it is better to be a philosopher than to be a king and that, all things considered, wisdom was to be preferred to power. May Sarton
Aubrey, crouching on a nearby counter, watched me with squinty...
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Aubrey, crouching on a nearby counter, watched me with squinty eyes, apparently pondering why anyone would willingly immerse themselves in water ever, let alone for extended periods of time. Richelle Mead
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I wonder if he'll ever see the truth in my own heart: that, whatever Dustpelt says, however much Fireheart breaks the warrior code, I love him more that I could imagine loving any other cat. And if Fireheart knew, would he love me, too?- Sandstorm Erin Hunter
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Nellie grinned. "I always wanted to go to Venice. It's supposed to be the romance capital of the world."" Sweet, " put in Dan. "Too bad your date is an Egyptian Mau on a hunger strike." The au pair sighed. "Better than an eleven-year-old with a big mouth. Gordon Korman
Snowball?
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Snowball?"It's white." Meow." It's so girly." This from a guy who named his poodle Princess."his laughter died. "How do you know about Princess?"Your sister told me. Rachel Gibson
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Quote is taken from Chapter 1:A decade ago when Isabel’s husband Max had died, they’d moved in together and merged their possessions. Neither sister brought any fussy teapots, canaries, sachets, or doilies, but lots of other stuff had to either stay or go. Looking at the lime green gave Alma the willies. Her suggestion to slipcover it in a more subdued color had garnered Isabel’s frosty stare, and Alma had dropped the matter. . Ed Lynskey
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Megan stepping back let her glance switch from Alma to Isabel and return to Alma. No doubt about it, thought Megan. Created as much alike as any sisters ever had been, their resemblance started with their matching red-and-white polka dot blouses. Since she was a young girl, she had matched their eye colors to their different personalities. Ed Lynskey
I DON'T HOLD WITH CRUELTY TO CATS.
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I DON'T HOLD WITH CRUELTY TO CATS. Terry Pratchett
You know how cats do. They hide to die. Dogs...
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You know how cats do. They hide to die. Dogs come home. Thomas Harris
WHAT FOR IS THIS BOX PADDED? IS IT TO BE...
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WHAT FOR IS THIS BOX PADDED? IS IT TO BE SAT ON? CAN IT BE THAT IT IS CAT-FLAVOURED? Terry Pratchett
One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to...
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One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. Kelli Jae Baeli
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In Egypt: Under no conditions, under threat of death could anyone kill a cat. People were exceuted for even killing a cat accidentally. And when a cat died, the whole family, and probably their closest friends, went into mourning, the measure of their personal loss signalled by their shaving off their eyebrows. Roger A. Caras
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When I am feelinglowall i have to do iswatch my catsand mycouragereturns Charles Bukowski
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A black cat among roses, phlox, lilac-misted under a quarter moon, the sweet smells of heliotrope and night-scented stock. The garden is very still. It is dazed with moonlight, contented with perfume... Amy Lowell
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The Pekes and the Pollicles, everyone knows, Are proud and implacable, passionate foes; It is always the same, wherever one goes. And the Pugs and the Poms, although most people saythat they do not like fighting, will often display Every symptom of wanting to join in the fray. And they Bark bark bark bark bark bark Until you can hear them all over the park. T.S. Eliot
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MiaowConsider me. I sit here like Tiberius, inscrutable and grand. I will let "I dare not"wait upon "I would"and bear the twanglingof your small guitarbecause you are my owland foster me with milk. Why wet my paw? Just keep me in a bagand no one knows the truth. I am familiar with witchesand stand a better chance in hell than youfor I can dance on hot bricks, leap your heightand land on all fours. I am the servant of the Living God.I worship in my way. Look into these slit green stonesand follow your reflected lights into the dark. Michel, Duc de Montaigne, knew. You don't play with me. I play with you. . Mark Haddon
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If you want to concentrate deeply on some problem, and especially some piece of writing or paper-work, you should acquire a cat. Alone with the cat in the room where you work .. the cat will invariably get up on your desk and settle placidly under the desk lamp .. The cat will settle down and be serene, with a serenity that passes all understanding. And the tranquility of the cat will gradually come to affect you, sitting there at your desk, so that all the excitable qualities that impede your concentration compose themselves and give your mind back the self-command it has lost. You need not watch the cat all the time. Its presence alone is enough. The effect of a cat on your concentration is remarkable, very mysterious. Muriel Spark
You know what I should do?
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You know what I should do?" Hoshino asked excited. "Of course, " the cat said. "What'd I tell you? Cats know everything. Not like dogs. Haruki Murakami
Time spent with a cat is never wasted.
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Time spent with a cat is never wasted. Colette
Dogs have their day but cats have 365.
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Dogs have their day but cats have 365. Lilian Jackson Braun
Come here, cat. You wouldn’t want to destroy the space-time...
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Come here, cat. You wouldn’t want to destroy the space-time continuum, would you? Meow. Meow. Connie Willis
Then it suddenly and theatrically began to clean itself in...
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Then it suddenly and theatrically began to clean itself in the way cats do when they want you to know what a big deal you aren't. Adam Rex
My heart’s so light it floats and carries me so...
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My heart’s so light it floats and carries me so my feet don’t walk. I sing all day and I don’t mind the washing, and that’s how I know I’m in love. Completely smitten with My Lord the cat. Shannon Hale
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We get a lot of calls where the person is murdered at home, but is not found for a period of time. And so the animals have already started to take the body apart because they haven't been fed in that period. So your evidence is being chewed up by the family pet. I tell you - Dogs are more loyal than cats. Cats will wait only a certain period of time and they'll start chewing on you. Dogs will wait a day or two before they just can't take the starving anymore. So, keep that in mind when choosing a pet. You know how a cat just stares at you, maybe at the top of the TV, from across the room? That's because they're watching to see if you're gonna stop breathing. Connie Fletcher
You know a real friend? Someone you know will look...
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You know a real friend? Someone you know will look after your cat after you are gone. William S. Burroughs
Once when I had remarked on the affection quite often...
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Once when I had remarked on the affection quite often found between cat and dog, my friend replied, "Yes. But I bet no dog would ever confess it to the other dogs. C.s. Lewis
That weekend my people brought home a big eared gray...
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That weekend my people brought home a big eared gray scrawny kit. He was so loud and annoying that I did not like him one bit. Melinda K. Trotter
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The white cat Sal-al was lying on the straw matting in the empty conservatory. She looked at us with a wicked, conceited expression as if all her appetites had just been satisfied. She was beautiful. Vesta and I both said, "I wish I were a cat! " Before we got to the last word we smiled at each other in annoyance, not liking the idea that most human beings think very much alike. Denton Welch
We've heard that you don't need a near-death experience to...
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We've heard that you don't need a near-death experience to see Guardians. Just be more wide awake when you dream. Stefanie Samek
My cats inspire me daily. They inspire me to get...
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My cats inspire me daily. They inspire me to get a dog! Greg Curtis
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I sometimes longed for someone who, like me, had not adjusted perfectly with his age, and such a person was hard to find; but I soon discovered cats, in which I could imagine a condition like mine, and books, where I found it quite often. Unknown
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If cats could write history, their history would be mostly about cats. Eugen Weber
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When Jarod Kintz gets married, I want to wear his grandpa to the ceremony, telling everyone we're Siamese twins from the future-past. Meow. Will Advise
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Down through this verdant land Carter walked at evening, and saw twilight float up from the river to the marvelous golden spires of Thran. And just at the hour of dusk he came to the southern gate, and was stopped by a red-robed sentry till he had told three dreams beyond belief, and proved himself a dreamer worthy to walk up Thran's steep mysterious streets and linger in the bazaars where the wares of the ornate galleons were sold. Then into that incredible city he walked; through a wall so thick that the gate was a tunnel, and thereafter amidst curved and undulant ways winding deep and narrow between the heavenward towers. Lights shone through grated and balconied windows, and, the sound of lutes and pipes stole timid from inner courts where marble fountains bubbled. Carter knew his way, and edged down through darker streets to the river, where at an old sea tavern he found the captains and seamen he had known in myriad other dreams. There he bought his passage to Celephais on a great green galleon, and there he stopped for the night after speaking gravely to the venerable cat of that inn, who blinked dozing before an enormous hearth and dreamed of old wars and forgotten gods. H.P. Lovecraft
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It would seem very silly to start a conversation with a common hedgehog. They are not at all like cats, who surely understand the human language. Erin Forbes
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Love is whole. Love cannot be divided from itself. Love knows all paths, where even gods and cats are blind. F.T. McKinstry
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He kept her company, listened patiently when she complained, and always made sure her clothes were thoroughly covered in cat hair. They were family. He was her cat; she was his human. It seemed crazy, but that was enough. Lydia Sherrer
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The living often don’t appreciate how complicated the world looks when you are dead, because while death frees the mind from the straitjacket of three dimensions it also cuts it away from Time, which is only another dimension. So while the cat that rubbed up against his invisible legs was undoubtedly the same cat that he had seen a few minutes before, it was also quite clearly a tiny kitten and a fat, half-blind old moggy and every stage in between. All at once. Since it had started off small it looked like a white, catshaped carrot, a description that will have to do until people invent proper four-dimensional adjectives. . Terry Pratchett
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Everyone wants to rule the world . Really, absolutely everyone. That's what it's all about, isn't it? That's what it's always about in the end. And every species believes it's number one. Every individual is firmly convinced that he or she alone has the right to ascend to the throne and issue orders to get rid of others. And in reality everyone is fooling themselves, because up there on the throne it's lonely and cold. . Unknown
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She will not die today. I won't let her. Erin Hunter
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Most of the time when you laugh, it's because something is amiss - clumsy or wrong or sad - but when you laugh at a kitten, you laugh of pure joy. Laura Amy Schlitz
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John and I noticed that whenever we talked about our children Wystan reached for his cats. Thekla Clark
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Dippy sniffs box. Dippy cannot comprehend challenging concepts such as "inside" and "outside"- attempts to balance on folded box edge. Dippy falls off box. Box flips over onto Dippy.As Shakespeare would say "There were then divers alarums and great shriekings as of demons or small children under the age of three. Amy Petrie Shaw
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My cat has been Petrified.I want to see some punishment! Argus Flich
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My father despises cats. He believes them to be Democrats. He considers them to be little mean hillary clintons covered all over with feminist legfur. Cats would have abortions, if given half a chance. Cats would have abortions for fun. Consequently our own soft sinner, a soulful snowshoe named Alice, will stay shut in the bedroom upstairs, padding back and forth on cashmere paws, campaigning for equal pay, educating me about my reproductive system, and generally plotting the downfall of all men. Patricia Lockwood
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Looking back, retrospectively on the events of that evening, I can see the irony – the shrink whose cat ate his own tail. At the time of the incident, however, humor was not in my emotional repertoire; it was the furthest thing from my mind. Jacqueline Simon Gunn
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We are the cats inside. We are the cats who cannot walk alone, and for us there is only one place. William S. Burroughs
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And what cats have to tellon each return from hellis this: that dying is what the living do, that dying is what the loving do, and that dead dogs are those who do not knowthat dying is what, to live, each has to do. Alastair Reid
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That's the great secret of creativity. You treat ideas like cats: you make them follow you. Ray Bradbury
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Tangaloor, fire-bright Flame-foot, farthest walker Your hunter speaks In need he walks In need, but never in fear. Tad Williams
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If you hold a cat by the tail, you learn things you can't learn any other way.-- Mark Twain TonyPaul De Vissage
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The absence of life is not the same as material privation: we will never again see the same soul occupying the same space. The world refers to them as pets, but that is what we do, not really what they are. Affection pays for itself in proportion to the love we offer, and if the love we lavished on him was any indication, we are inconsolable. The suffering is more on our side now, for he led an enormously happy and productive life, and we are left to remember and agonize. It is all wretchedness now. Grief is the currency for death, leaving us in emotional debt perhaps forever, but love is the tax we happily pay toward the investment of another's company, and we would all rather pay it and be happy and poor than be rich in a friendless life. He is gone, and we are now beholden to him, but we are so much happier for his having been here than we deserve to be. On the death of Ted, beloved cat . Michelle Franklin
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A breeze stirred Dovewing's pelt, as is someone had walked past. She lifted her head an saw two figures standing just beyond her Clanmates. One was a badger with a narrow, striped face, the other a grotesque, hairless cat who's blind, bulging eyes saw nothing but everything. They met her gaze and nodded, just once. "Thank you." Dovewing heard, quieter then a sigh. "There will be three, kin of your kin, who will hold the power of the stars in their paws. They will find a fourth, and the battle between light and dark will be won. A new leader will rise fro the shadows. This s how it always has been, and always will be."- Rock and Midnight, The Last Hope . Erin Hunter
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Through the imagination and the human sense of creativity, the book will examine not only raw clinical data but philosophical perspectives as well. As within many moral fables, animals will be used, at times, to convey a a fundamental truth of human nature. More simply stated, animals that elicit human empathetic responses, will be examined in a religious context. So, starting with cats, dogs and ultimately other primates, as moral experiments of imagination, we can perhaps understand differing cognitive processes that could have shaped our religious purview. It might be even stated that they should shape our opinion, especially in a reevaluation of the spiritual present and coming future. When this happens, it will help humanity create a unique pristine outlook on its religious traditions. Leviak B. Kelly
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We...we could be friends.' We COULD be rare specimens of an exotic breed of dancing African elephants, but we're not. At least, I'M not. Neil Gaiman
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Men and the pursuit of them are strongly intertwined with my mental health. I would say, in my defensive defense, that the problem with being a serial monogamist is, there isn't anybody random or unimportant: everybody you sleep with really means something, which is to say each of them is on your public record. At some point I wake up thinking, Fuck this! I don't want another man in my bed ever again. What I really want is a cat. . Emma Forrest
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Cats were often familiars to workers of magic because to anyone used to wrestling with self-willed, wayward, devious magic--which was what all magic was--it was rather soothing to have all the same qualities wrapped up in a small, furry, generally attractive bundle that...might, if it were in a good mood, sit on your knee and purr. Magic never sat on anybody's knee and purred. Robin McKinley
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Oh, Hank, " Susan whispered, "their wings are furry."" Oh, James, " Harriet whispered, "their hands are kind. Unknown
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When a cat flatters ... he is not insincere: you may safely take it for real kindness. Walter Savage Landor
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You don't have to look for trouble. It will find you. And when that happens"-- Luna disappeared, but her voice continued--"keep up that great spirit and make a plan, because nine lives is just a state of mind. Chris Kurtz
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I don't know why, but people seem to be fascinated to learn how some members of society fall through the cracks. I think it's partly that feeling that... it could happen to anyone. But I think it also makes people feel better about their own lives. It makes them think, 'Well, I may think my life is bad, but it could be worse, I could be that poor sod. James Bowen
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No, " said the cat. "Now, you people have names. That's because you don't know who you are. We know who we are, so we don't need names. Neil Gaiman
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It is good to be a cynic – it is better to be a contented cat – and it is best not to exist at all. H.P. Lovecraft
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Why so scrawny, cat? Starving for fat fish or mice... Or backyard love? Unknown
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It all began with a bucket of eggs. H.L. Stephens
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This book is written for our animals, who trust us with their safekeeping. To keep them healthy, we turn to modern medicine, but it is ill-equipped to address chronic disease in our animals and ourselves. We have become dependent on pharmaceuticals to address every ailment, one at a time. There is a different way. What if we as animal lovers could change our focus from individual symptoms to an awareness of the whole animal and their innate ability to heal? Then we would be well on our way to making our beloved companions' lives a lot better. Wendy Thacher Jensen
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A cat can make you feel well rested when you're tired or turn a rage into a calm just by sitting on your lap. His very nearness is a healing song. Shannon Hale
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It takes a cat to heal a woman's wounded heart." I say this knowing it takes a full range of other factors to resolve emotional damage issues and restore personal equilibrium. I've had a heaping share of therapy, familial support, friendships and rescue. What I craved now, however, was the privacy, closeness, and unconditional love of a cat to bring my healing process full cycle. I needed CiCi. EsthersChild
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...Here, beast, you shall be the chairman, and mind you call us to order." He leaned forward and dropped the cat on the empty seat. Winston Graham
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She fell on the bread and cheese as if she were a lioness. Did lions eat cheese? He didn’t know. He knew Mrs Prater’s kitten ate cheese. He ate anything. Poor bloody animal. Still, he was a slum cat, no reason why his life should be better than a humans' sad ruddy existence. Luggs
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Aboutour argument tonightwhatever it wasaboutand no matterhow unhappyit made usfeelremember thatthere is acatsomewhereadjusting to thespace of itselfwith a delightfulwonderment ofeasiness.in other wordsmagic persistswithout usno matter whatwe doagainst it. Charles Bukowski
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Mocho was a Spanish word that meant maimed or referred to something that had been lopped off like a stump. To call Homer el mocho was, essentially, to call him "Stumpy" or "the maimed one." It doesn't sound particularly flattering, but among Spanish speakers the giving of nicknames is tantamount to a declaration of love. Things that would sound insulting outright in English were tokens of deep affection when said in Spanish. Gwen Cooper
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In MoonlightNoSoft sweet paw on my cheek No Fur curled under my chin Just A sad space left behind - Gray cat gone away. [Ellie's poem] Patricia MacLachlan
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Cats and monkeys - monkeys and cats - all human life is there! Henry James
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Anyone who believes what a cat tells him deserves all he gets. Neil Gaiman
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A lie is like a cat: you need to stop it before it gets out the door or it’s really hard to catch. Charles M. Blow
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Don't eat bear balls. Eat healthy, delectable, plant-based foods so that you will never fall over on your cat. Rip Esselstyn
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If life gives you the wobbles make jelly. Magdalena VandenBerg
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The nature of the universe probably depends heavily on who is the actual protagonist. Lately I've been suspecting it's one of my cats. Wil McCarthy
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Clear clutter. Make space for you. Magdalena VandenBerg
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Kind old ladies assure us that cats are often the best judges of character. A cat will always go to a good man, they say[.] Virginia Woolf
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I mean to say, we all sprang from humble origins. Goodness gracious, who would have thought that a species of monkey would take over the kingdom of the world. … I cannot help but feel that the monkey was not a good choice. Surely one of the cat family would have been much more satisfactory. They have a much less emotional approach to life. ("The Shadmock") R. ChetwyndHayes
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This is a classic story of the friendship between humans and cats. Yes. I got in a lie right from the start! Hiro Mashima
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A cube or sphere has the characteristics of its form or shape, that is why one calls it a sphere or cube. Just as a cat is what we call a cat by its body type and physiology and its form delineates its interaction with its environment. Leviak B. Kelly
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I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul. Jean Cocteau
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A home without a cat – and a well-fed, well-petted and properly revered cat – may be a perfect home, perhaps, but how can it prove title? Mark Twain
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I am the Cat who walks by himself, and all places are alike to me. Rudyard Kipling
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And metaphors like cats behind your smile, Each one wound up to purr, each one a pride, Each one a fine gold beast you've hid inside (...) Ray Bradbury