Quotes From "Coyote Blue" By Christopher Moore

Love: the sickest of Irony’s sick jokes. The place where logic and order go to die. Christopher Moore

One day I was telling him that I thought that cars had replaced guns as phallic symbols for American men, and I thought it was interesting that he had one that was so small and fast. The next day he gave me the Datsun and went out and bought a Lincoln. Christopher Moore

My children are monsters, Kiro thought. And I am responsible. Perhaps if I had read them the haikus of Basho when they were little instead of that American manifesto of high-pressure sales, Green Eggs and Ham... Christopher Moore