Scott DikkersStatistically speaking, there is a 65 percent chance that the love of your life is having an affair. Be very suspicious.
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This is a statement that may be hard to take in at first, but it could have a greater meaning than you think. After all, who doesn’t love the idea of having an affair? Unfortunately, the odds are not in your favor when it comes to finding someone to love you. As far as anyone knows, there are only 6.5 million single people in the United States. Given that there are about 7 billion people in the world, that means that there are only 6.5 people for every million who are single, so if you are looking for someone special, you’re pretty much out of luck.
Even if you did manage to find someone, he or she probably wouldn’t be interested in you if you were looking for an affair. After all, 65 percent of people who cheat on their partners don’t even like their partner anymore. There’s no way that you would do any better than them!
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