5 Quotes & Sayings By Scott Dikkers

Scott Dikkers was born in Duluth, Minnesota. He studied art at the University of Minnesota Duluth and illustration at the Minneapolis College of Art and Design. After graduating, he worked as an advertising artist at several well-known national advertising agencies before starting his own creative company, Dikkers & Company Inc., in 1980. Scott has illustrated numerous award-winning books for children and adults, including four New York Times bestsellers: The Adventures of Captain Underpants, George Shrinks!, I Painted Death, and The Day My Butt Went Psycho.

Statistically speaking, there is a 65 percent chance that the...
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Statistically speaking, there is a 65 percent chance that the love of your life is having an affair. Be very suspicious. Scott Dikkers
A true friend is a gift from God. Since God...
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A true friend is a gift from God. Since God doesn't exist, guess what? Neither do true friends. Scott Dikkers
Be sure to lie to your kids about the benevolent,...
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Be sure to lie to your kids about the benevolent, all-seeing Santa Claus. It will prepare them for an adulthood of believing in God. Scott Dikkers
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If your workplace was somehow transplanted into the jungle and everyone was forced to survive at a very primitive level, it's safe to say that eventually your boss would rape you. Scott Dikkers