Bill CosbyNo matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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What parent can ever predict their children's behavior? There are times when I’ve come home with my arms full of groceries and realized that my kids have stolen them all. Other times, I’ve come home to find my kids sitting on the couch watching TV. Of course, they're not doing anything wrong, but they're definitely watching something that isn’t appropriate for their age. When I try to reason with them, they talk back or argue with me.
When I ignore it, it only gets worse. To distract myself from the situation, I turn on the TV so I don't have to think about the mess in front of me. But usually when I come home from work, my kids have done even more damage than before! So when kids are not behaving normally, what do you say?
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