Demetri MartinI like video games, but they're really violent. I'd like to play a video game where you help the people who were shot in all the other games. It'd be called 'Really Busy Hospital.
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Video games are not always fun or interesting. It is important to remember that the ones who create the games know what kind of game they are making. They want to make you feel like you are in a real life situation. So, if you choose to play video games, do so in moderation.
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