Elizabeth EulbergAnd Nate? You kiss like a slobbering dog, you have bad breath, and you wouldn't know how to punch the right buttons on a girl if we came with manuals. Happy Thanksgiving, Jackass.
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It's Thanksgiving Day. I don't have a turkey so I'm going to drink a lot of liquor and eat a lot of candy. The only thing I'll be thankful for is that my girlfriend doesn't kiss me like a slobbering dog.
Source: The Lonely Hearts Club
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