26 Quotes & Sayings By Elizabeth Eulberg

Elizabeth Eulberg is a freelance writer and novelist. Her first novel, "The Summer House," was published in June 2011 by Author's Guild Publishing. Her short stories have been published in several magazines. Eulberg also writes a blog for the Huffington Post, a blog for Good Housekeeping, and a blog for The Gentlewoman.com Read more

Eulberg received her B.A. from Washington University in St. Louis.

She lives in Seattle with her husband and two children.

And Nate? You kiss like a slobbering dog, you have...
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And Nate? You kiss like a slobbering dog, you have bad breath, and you wouldn't know how to punch the right buttons on a girl if we came with manuals. Happy Thanksgiving, Jackass. Elizabeth Eulberg
I look at the hundreds of algebra problems facing me...
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I look at the hundreds of algebra problems facing me in the next three days. And here I thought I’d figured out the equation to my happiness. Elizabeth Eulberg
I wouldn’t change a thing Because all those things led...
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I wouldn’t change a thing Because all those things led me tothis place And to you Elizabeth Eulberg
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I remembered reading somewhere that if you smile at something, it automatically makes you happier. Elizabeth Eulberg
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I’m an idiot for thinking that one performance would change anything. Maybe I should stop writing songs and start writing fiction. Elizabeth Eulberg
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Because sometimes silence speaks much louder than words possibly could. Elizabeth Eulberg
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So …” Jack clears his throat. “We …”Is Jack Coombs at a loss for words? I guess we don’t have to worry about the performance since the world is clearly going to end. Elizabeth Eulberg
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It was pretty cool to have someone around here who didn't like the same things as everybody else. Elizabeth Eulberg
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If you don't have any feelings for Will Darcy, why are you blushing and fixing your hair? Elizabeth Eulberg
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Secrets only ended up hurting other people. Elizabeth Eulberg
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Some memories were harder to forget than others. Especially the painful ones. Elizabeth Eulberg
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Silence fell between us. This was a common occurrence whenever we’re alone. When you’re comfortable with someone, you don’t need to always fill the void with noise. I liked it when we would just be. Elizabeth Eulberg
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It's very easy to get a boy to leave the room. It's much harder to get him to leave your thoughts. Elizabeth Eulberg
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And anything that might hurt me would just make me stronger in the end. Elizabeth Eulberg
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We’ve been focusing so much on getting there that we haven’t been enjoying the ride Elizabeth Eulberg
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You've got to hide your love away. You can't just hide your feelings. You have to destroy them. Kill them before they kill you. Elizabeth Eulberg
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This entire time I've been thinking about where my home was. At first it was California, then Wisconsin. But in truth, home isn't necessarily where you sleep at night. It's where you feel like yourself. Where you're most comfortable. Where you don't have to pretend, where you can just be you. Elizabeth Eulberg
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Nobody wants to give up a weekend-long excuse to dress up and attempt to outshine one another. Elizabeth Eulberg
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I didn't like having secrets. Secrets only ended up hurting people. Elizabeth Eulberg
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I, Lexi Anderson, am proud to say that I do, indeed, have a great personality. And it's only a matter of time before the Beautiful People will be wishing they had great personalities, too. Good luck with that, oh Beautiful Ones.Because we Great Girls are the rarest breed. Elizabeth Eulberg
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It’s the uncertainty of being accepted that creates the drama in our lives. Elizabeth Eulberg
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But that's the thing with the what-if game-- you really can never know the answer to the question. And maybe it's better that way. Elizabeth Eulberg
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3) Saturday night is the official meeting night of Penny Lane's Lonely Hearts Club. Attendance is mandatory. Exceptions are for family emergencies and bad hair days only. Elizabeth Eulberg
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2) Members will attend events together as a group, including, but not limited to, Homecoming, Prom, parties, and other couply events, despite possibly being labeled as freaks and getting jealous looks from guys who wish we were their hot dates, but instead have to settle for some lame wannabe. Elizabeth Eulberg
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Talking to them was like being placed into conversational purgatory, with no hope of being released without significant damage to one's self-esteem. Elizabeth Eulberg