26 Quotes About Noah Shaw

Noah Shaw is an American stand-up comedian and actor who began performing in comedy clubs at the age of 18. He is best known for his recurring role as the character, “Eli” on the ABC sitcom ‘Modern Family’. Noah Shaw has been a regular cast member on Modern Family since it first premiered in 2009.

What would you do if I kissed you right now?
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What would you do if I kissed you right now?" I stared at his beautiful face and his beautiful mouth and I wanted nothing more than to taste it. "I would kiss you back. Michelle Hodkin
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In my rush, I hadn’t tied my shoelaces. Noah was now tying them for me. He looked up at me through his dark fringe of lashes and smiled. The expression on his face melted me completely. I knew I had the goofiest grin plastered on my lips, and didn’t care. “There, ” he said as he finished tying the laces on my left shoe. “Now you won’t fall.” Too late. Michelle Hodkin
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Two seconds later, the sound of an alarm filled my ears. ''What did you do?'' I said over the noise as he backed up towards the bathroom door. ''The girl who gave you the note?'''' Yes..'''' I caught her staring at my lighter.'' I blinked. ''You gave a child, in a psych ward , a lighter?'' His eyes crinkled at the corners. ''She seemed trustworthy.'''' You're sick, '' I said, but smiled.'' Hey, nobody's perfect. '' Noah smiled back. Michelle Hodkin
He didn't look like the same person who picked me...
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He didn't look like the same person who picked me up this morning. Noah--sarcastic, distant, untouchable Noah--cared. And that made him real. Michelle Hodkin
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Wait, " I said as Noah slipped a book from a shelf and headed toward the door. "Where are you going?"" To read?" But I don't want you to. "But I need to go home, " I said, my eyes meeting his. "My parents are going to kill me."" Taken care of. You're at Sophie's house." I loved Sophie."So I'm..staying here?"" Daniel's covering for you." I loved Daniel."Where's Katie?" I asked, trying to sound casual." Eliza's house." I loved Eliza."And your parents?" I asked." Some charity thing." I loved charity." So why are you going to read when I'm right here? . Michelle Hodkin
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Is there any point asking what you're going to make me do on Sunday?''Not really.' Okay. 'Is there any point asking what you're going to do to me?' He grinned wickedly. 'Not really.' Fabulous. 'Does it involve the use of a safe word?'' That will depend entirely on you.' Noah moved impossibly closer, just inches away. A few freckles disappeared into the scruff on his jaw. 'I'll be gentle, ' Noah added. My breath caught in my throat as he looked at me from beneath those lashes, ruining me. I narrowed my eyes at him. 'You're evil.' In response, Noah smiled, and raised his finger to gently tap the tip of my nose. 'And you're mine, ' he said, then walked away. . Michelle Hodkin
I hate you,
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I hate you, " I muttered. Noah smiled wider. "I know. Michelle Hodkin
You smell good,
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You smell good, " he whispered into my neck. He was warm against me. Instinctively, I arched back into him and smiled. "Really?" "Mmm-hmm. Delicious. Like bacon. Michelle Hodkin
You're supposed to say, 'All I want is your happiness....
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You're supposed to say, 'All I want is your happiness. I'll do whatever it takes, even if it means being without you.'"" Sorry, " Noah said. "I'm just not that big of a person. Michelle Hodkin
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I read the title from the cover. ' 'The joy of.. crap.' ' I read the rest of the full title of the thick, nondescript volume to myself and felt myself redden. Noah turned over on to his side and said with mock seriousness, 'I have never read 'The Joy Of Crap'. Sounds disgusting.' I blushed deeper. 'I have, however, read 'The Joy Of Sex.' ' He continued, a smile transforming his face. 'Not in a while, but I think it's one of those classics you can come back to again.. and again. Michelle Hodkin
Why?' He asked.' Why what?' What could I say? Noah,...
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Why?' He asked.' Why what?' What could I say? Noah, despite you being an asshole, or maybe because of it, I'd like to rip off your clothes and have your babies. Don't tell. Michelle Hodkin
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Asscrown, " I muttered under my breath as I headed to my next class. I wasn't proud of swearing at a complete stranger, no. but he started it. Noah matched my pace. "Don't you mean 'assclown'?" He looked amused." No, " I said, louder this time. "I mean asscrown. The crown on top of the asshat that covers the asshole of the assclown. The very zenith in the hierarchy of asses, " I said, as though I was reading from a dictionary of modern profanity." I guess you nailed me then. Michelle Hodkin
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I was just going to say it reminds me of the symbols on a family crest.” Noah stopped mid-stride, and turned very slowly. “We’re not related.”“ I know, but–”“ Don’t even think it. Michelle Hodkin
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The two of us snuggled like quotation marks in his room full of words. Michelle Hodkin
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For some reason I think of the first time I saw her, kicking the shit out of the vending machine that refused to release her candy. Before that day, every hour of my life had been exactly like the one before it. Relentlessly boring. Painfully monotonous. But then she walked out of my waking nightmare and into my life, a complete mystery from Second One. Her presence was a problem I needed to solve, a problem that finally interested me. And then, somehow, she made me interested in myself. Mara began as a question I needed to answer, but the longer I'd known her, the less I felt I actually knew. She was constantly surprising, infinitely complex. Unknowable. Unpredictable. I have never met anyone more fascinating in my life, and all the time in the world wouldn't be enough to ever know her. Michelle Hodkin
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I know what I can do to a girl with a word, a look, a touch. And I want to do them all to her. Michelle Hodkin
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You want me as much as I want you. And all I want is you." My tongue warred with my mind. "Today, " I whispered. Noah stood slowly, his body skimming mine as he rose. "Today. Tonight. Tomorrow. Forever. Michelle Hodkin
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You can’t hurt me the way you think you can. But even if you could? I would rather die with the taste of you on my tongue than live and never touch you again. I’m in love with you, Mara. I love you. No matter what you do. Michelle Hodkin
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Have you kissed many boys before?" he asked quietly. His question brought my mind back into focus. I raised an eyebrow. "Boys? That's an assumption." Noah laughed, the sound low and husky. "Girls, then?"" No."" Not many girls? Or not many boys?"" Neither, " I said. Let him make of that what he would." How many?" "Why–" "I am taking away that word. You are no longer allowed to use it. How many?" My cheeks flushed, but my voice was steady as I answered. "One." At this, Noah leaned in impossibly closer, the slender muscles in his forearm flexing as he bent his elbow to bring himself nearer to me, almost touching. I was heady with the proximity of him and grew legitimately concerned that my heart might explode. Maybe Noah wasn't asking. Maybe I didn't mind. I closed my eyes and felt Noah's five o' clock graze my jaw, and the faintest whisper of his lips at my ear." He was doing it wrong. . Michelle Hodkin
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I was going to kiss him, and I was going to regret it. But at that moment, I couldn't bring myself to care. Michelle Hodkin
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I was warned about you, you know." And with that half-smile that wrecked me, Noah said, "But you're here anyway. Michelle Hodkin
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I laughed as I twisted to face him and raised my arm to hit in one move. He caught my wrist and my laugh caught in my throat. A mischievous grin curved my mouth as I raised my other hand to hit him. He reached over me and caught that wrist too, gently pinning my arms above my head as he straddled my hips. The space between us boiled my blood. Michelle Hodkin
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Noah's eyes held my face. I swallowed hard. The juxtaposition of him sitting in a room full of people while staring at no one but me was overwhelming. Something shifted inside of me at the intimacy of us, eyes locked amid the scraping of twenty graphite pencils on paper. I shaded his face out of nothingness. I smudged the slope of his neck and darkened his delinquent mouth, while the lights accented the right angle of his jaw against the cloudy sky outside. I did not hear the bell. I did not hear the other students rise and leave the room. I did not even notice that Noah no longer sat at the stool. Michelle Hodkin
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You’re so calm, ” I said out loud. “It’s like you don’t need it.” Need me, I didn’t say. But I could tell by the way his delinquent smile softened that he knew what I meant. Noah moved forward, toward me, next to me then, the slender muscles in his arms flexing with the movement. “I’m not sure you can appreciate how much I want to lay you out before me and make you scream my name. Michelle Hodkin
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If I were to live a thousand years, Iwould belong to you for all of them. If we were to live a thousand lives, I would want to make you mine in each one. Michelle Hodkin