Jerry SeinfeldI don't understand women at all. Like how a women can pour boiling hot wax onto their upper thigh, then rip the hair out by the root... and still be afraid of a spider.
About This Quote
A quote from the movie "Spider-Man". Peter Parker says this to the black woman who is working at the bank, and she replies: "I don't think it has anything to do with the boiling wax on my leg. It's called a spider-bite." This sounds like an insensitive comment, but it's actually a very common cinnamoyne - and works as a good example for this list :)
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