Rita RudnerI love to sleep. Do you? Isn't it great? It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious.
About This Quote
This is a very sweet quote. To love sleep is to have a higher power. It can be the greatest of pleasures, because you are able to rest and think your life over. You are able to re-evaluate what you have accomplished, and what you can gain from it.
You are able to be with yourself without being interrupted by the phone or the doorbell or thoughts of the outside world.
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