Much has been written on the excellence of bats' navigation equipment. It is all false. Tropical bats spend their entire time flying into obstacles with a horrible thudding noise. They specialize in slamming into walls and falling, fluttering onto your face. As my own 'piece of equipment essential for the field' I would strongly recommend a tennis racket; it is devastatingly effective in clearing a room of bats.Nigel Barley
About This Quote
The quote is an old joke about the usefulness of tennis rackets in dealing with bats; it was actually written by Richard Adams in his book "The Plague Dogs". A number of people have since made similar jokes, often with the phrase "other piece of equipment" in place of the word "tennis" and sometimes with a joke about rabbits instead of bats.
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