3 Quotes & Sayings By Nigel Barley

Nigel Barley is a writer and editor with a passion for travel. He started his working life as a journalist on the South Wales Echo before moving to London where he specialised in travel writing. Nigel has written for publications including The Times, Geographical, The Sunday Times, National Geographic Traveler, Condé Nast Traveler, The Rough Guide to Luxury Hotels and The Guardian. He has also worked as a journalist for BBC Wales, Channel 4 News and Sky News Read more

After moving to the Cotswolds in 2008 he now lives near Stow-on-the-Wold with his wife and young daughter.

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Much has been written on the excellence of bats' navigation equipment. It is all false. Tropical bats spend their entire time flying into obstacles with a horrible thudding noise. They specialize in slamming into walls and falling, fluttering onto your face. As my own 'piece of equipment essential for the field' I would strongly recommend a tennis racket; it is devastatingly effective in clearing a room of bats. Nigel Barley
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I had made an early policy decision to drink the native beer despite the undoubted horrors of the process of fabrication. On my very first visit to a Dowayo beer party, this was put severely to the test. "Will you have beer?" I was asked. "Beer is furrowed, " I replied, having got the tones wrong. "He said 'yes' ", my assistant replied in a tired voice. They were amazed. No white man, at this time, had ever been known to touch beer. Seizing a calabash, they proceeded to wash it out in deference to my exotic sensibilities. They did this by offering it to a dog to lick out. Dowayo dogs are not beautiful at the best of times; this one was particularly loathsome, emaciated, open wounds on its ears where flies feasted, huge distended ticks hanging from its belly. It licked the calabash with relish. It was refilled and passed to me. Everyone regarded me, beaming expectantly. There was nothing to be done; I drained it and gasped out my enjoyment. Several more calabashes followed. Nigel Barley