When we did eventually get to the party - me walking next to Dad's Volvo driving at five miles an hour - I had a horrible time. Everyone laughed at first but then more or less ignored me. In a mood of defiant stuffed oliveness I did have a dance by myself but things kept crashing to the floor around me. The host asked if I would sit down. I had a go at that but it was useless. In the end I was at the gate for about an hour before Dad arrived. Louise Rennison
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"You can explain to me what it means when we do not get the attention that we want, and I will explain to you what it means when we get the attention that we don't want. It is all the same.” - John Mortimer, humorist and novelist

Source: Angus, Thongs And Fullfrontal Snogging

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