Bill WattersonIn my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
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The world could certainly use more research into the human brain. There are so many mysteries out there, like why some people are mean to others. And why some people are nice to others. And why every once in a while, some people act like jerks. The answer to that question would be pretty interesting if it were possible to find out.
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