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Hobbes: Do you think there's a God?Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me!Bill Watterson
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I think hiccup cures were really invented for the amusement of the patient's friends.Bill Watterson
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Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Napalm's Thermonuclear League of Liberty. Ms. Wormwood: See me after class, Calvin. Calvin: [retrospectively] I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.Bill Watterson
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Did you ever wonder if the person in the puddle is real, and you're just a reflection of him?Bill Watterson
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Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!Bill Watterson
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I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian!Bill Watterson
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True wisdom consists in two things: Knowledge of God and Knowledge of Self.John Calvin
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I’m trying to decide whether to tell you two to get a room or go barf in the trash can, ” Emma said. “I’m leaning toward the second choice. You are both getting way too weird. And gross.” Cal barked out a laugh and slid his fingers down my arm to entwine with mine. His touch, and Emma’s comments, only made me blush more. Looks like Emma saw Cal lick my face after all. Now that wasn’t awkward or anything. .E.J. Stevens